PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alexei Billcozby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex DeLarge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Billcozby comes into the arena with The Cosby Show Theme Song blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Billcozby
vs
DeLarge

225 cm
18
170 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

167 cm
18
171 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Fight 4 America

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexei Billcozby!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alex DeLarge!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Fedor Mirinova and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Billcozby looks to throw the jab but DeLarge is out of range.
DeLarge throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Billcozby's waist but Billcozby gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing DeLarge off to one side.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Billcozby but Billcozby pushes him off and we're back to square one.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Billcozby as he jumps to the side.
Alexei Billcozby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex DeLarge.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Billcozby as he avoids it easily.
DeLarge throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Billcozby's waist but Billcozby gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing DeLarge off to one side.
Nice sprawl there from Billcozby as DeLarge shoots in.

DeLarge shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Billcozby's guard.
DeLarge looks gassed!

DeLarge has gone for a leg lock! Billcozby slips out almost immediately though and dives into DeLarge's guard.

DeLarge looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Billcozby trying to stand up but can't free himself from DeLarge's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Billcozby gets to his feet. DeLarge looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
DeLarge tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Billcozby swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by DeLarge.
Billcozby clobbers DeLarge with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
DeLarge walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Billcozby scores with a jab.
Billcozby is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
DeLarge walks into a left hand.
Billcozby works the jab nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Billcozby connects with a good right hand that stumbles DeLarge. DeLarge circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Billcozby slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Billcozby.
DeLarge gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Billcozby connects with the punch.
Billcozby lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Billcozby is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Good exchange - Billcozby coming out on top.
Billcozby fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Billcozby keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
DeLarge moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
DeLarge walks into a straight right hand from Billcozby.
DeLarge will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Billcozby is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
DeLarge with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Billcozby to score with a decent uppercut.
DeLarge takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
DeLarge fails with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Billcozby darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Billcozby.
Billcozby connects with a good right hand that stumbles DeLarge. DeLarge circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
DeLarge will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Billcozby lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
DeLarge shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Billcozby scores with a hook to the body. DeLarge takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A left lands for Billcozby.
DeLarge has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Billcozby connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
DeLarge drops his hands momentarily and Billcozby takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Billcozby lands a glancing blow to the side of DeLarge's head.
Billcozby bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps DeLarge's head backwards.
Alex DeLarge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
DeLarge walks into a left hand.
Nice jab there from Billcozby.
DeLarge on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Billcozby really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Billcozby dips to his left and cracks DeLarge with an uppercut!
Billcozby scores with a jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Billcozby.
Nice cross by Billcozby.
DeLarge on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with an open hand slap.
Billcozby slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
DeLarge takes one on the chin but seems OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexei Billcozby dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

DeLarge with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Billcozby to score with a decent uppercut.
DeLarge shoots in but no luck this time.
A jab from Billcozby finds it's way through DeLarge's defenses.
DeLarge takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
DeLarge fails with an attempt to clinch.
Billcozby lunges at DeLarge with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by DeLarge's hand.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with an open hand slap.
Billcozby stuffs the takedown attempt from DeLarge. DeLarge gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice sprawl there from Billcozby as DeLarge shoots in.
Alexei Billcozby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex DeLarge.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
DeLarge is breathing heavily.
Billcozby bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Billcozby lands a really nice looking cross but DeLarge seems unphased.
Billcozby scores with a crisp jab that stopped DeLarge in his tracks.
Alex DeLarge is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Billcozby lands a with a good body shot.
Billcozby is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Billcozby darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Billcozby uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jab from Billcozby.
DeLarge gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Billcozby.
Billcozby bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps DeLarge's head backwards.
Good shot there by Billcozby.
DeLarge moves forwards but Billcozby connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Billcozby with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
DeLarge walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
DeLarge moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Good standup being displayed there by Billcozby as he connects with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Billcozby scores with a nice strike.
Billcozby bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
DeLarge walks into a jab.
DeLarge fails with the takedown.
Billcozby lands with a straight right. DeLarge didn't see that one coming.
DeLarge tries to clinch up but Billcozby circles away and keeps his distance.
Billcozby keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Billcozby is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Billcozby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that DeLarge can do to turn this around?
Billcozby lands a glancing blow to the side of DeLarge's head.
Billcozby scores with a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeLarge wants to clinch up but Billcozby keeps it at a distance.
DeLarge on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Billcozby throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck DeLarge on the side of the head.
A punch lands to the side of DeLarge 's head but he takes it in his stride.
DeLarge closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Billcozby connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
DeLarge takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Billcozby jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Billcozby stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Billcozby connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Billcozby lands the left hand.
Billcozby's corner calls for a 1-2. Billcozby obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Billcozby.
Billcozby tests DeLarge's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
DeLarge takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nice takedown defense from Billcozby. No joy for DeLarge on that attempt.
DeLarge drops his hands momentarily and Billcozby takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Billcozby connects with a jab.
DeLarge tries for a takedown but Billcozby sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Billcozby catches DeLarge with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Billcozby lands with an overhand left.
DeLarge takes one to the chin there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexei Billcozby dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

DeLarge takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
DeLarge tries for a takedown but Billcozby sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Billcozby.
Billcozby connects with a good right hand that stumbles DeLarge. DeLarge circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
DeLarge throws a low kick but it's checked well by Billcozby.
DeLarge tries for a takedown but Billcozby sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
DeLarge closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
DeLarge has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from DeLarge there as he acknowledges the shot.
DeLarge has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Billcozby finds it's way round the side to connect with DeLarge's head.
Billcozby scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
DeLarge fails with a takedown attempt.
Alexei Billcozby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex DeLarge.
Billcozby connects with a nice looking jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeLarge takes one on the button.
DeLarge takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A jab from Billcozby does it's job there.
DeLarge fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
DeLarge ducks right into an uppercut from Billcozby.
Nice shot by Billcozby.
Billcozby uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Billcozby lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Billcozby scores with a hook.
DeLarge gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Billcozby.
Billcozby with a hook.
Billcozby connects with the punch.
Billcozby getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Billcozby thuds his right hand into DeLarge's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Billcozby connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Billcozby lands with a cross.
A lazy left from Billcozby finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Billcozby connects with a nice looking jab.
A jab from Billcozby finds it's way through DeLarge's defenses.
Billcozby lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Billcozby throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck DeLarge on the side of the head.
Billcozby tests DeLarge's chin there with a solid looking shot.
DeLarge closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
DeLarge shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Billcozby pinned against the cage. Billcozby gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Billcozby connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed DeLarge momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Billcozby scores with a decent looking hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Billcozby, as that shot connected.
Billcozby moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
DeLarge walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Billcozby dips to his left and cracks DeLarge with an uppercut!
DeLarge gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Billcozby lands with a straight right. DeLarge didn't see that one coming.
DeLarge shoots in but no luck this time.
Billcozby catches DeLarge with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
DeLarge tries to move into range but Billcozby moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Alexei Billcozby is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Billcozby coming out on top.
Billcozby scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Billcozby fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Billcozby lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Billcozby scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
DeLarge takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
DeLarge shoots for a takedown but Billcozby saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Billcozby catches DeLarge with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A decent looking cross lands there for Billcozby.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Billcozby scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Billcozby lands with a straight right. DeLarge didn't see that one coming.
Billcozby scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice shot lands for Billcozby.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexei Billcozby clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Billcozby scores with a sloppy right hand. DeLarge should have avoided that one.
DeLarge is looking to clinch.
Billcozby lands a jab to the nose.
DeLarge tries to clinch but Billcozby moves out of range.
DeLarge fails with the takedown.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Billcozby lands a right hook to the body.
Billcozby lands a glancing blow to the side of DeLarge's head.
Billcozby lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
DeLarge is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Billcozby's corner calls for a 1-2. Billcozby obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
DeLarge tries to close the distance and clinch but Billcozby swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A jab from Billcozby does it's job there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Billcozby lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Billcozby, as that shot connected.
Billcozby slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
DeLarge takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Billcozby connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between DeLarge's hands.
Nice straight punches there by Billcozby. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Billcozby.
Billcozby lands with a hook. DeLarge tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
DeLarge fails with an attempt to clinch.
DeLarge takes a jab right on the kisser.
DeLarge takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Billcozby connects with a looping right hand.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Billcozby but Billcozby pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Alexei Billcozby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex DeLarge.
Decent striking displayed by Billcozby there.
Alexei Billcozby is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Billcozby.
DeLarge takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
DeLarge tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Billcozby swivels and escapes.
DeLarge drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Billcozby with a hook.
Decent striking displayed by Billcozby there.
Billcozby keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Billcozby scores with a decent looking hook.
Decent striking displayed by Billcozby there.
DeLarge shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Billcozby pinned against the cage. Billcozby gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Billcozby stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeLarge has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from DeLarge there as he acknowledges the shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Billcozby.
Billcozby listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Billcozby scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Billcozby smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Billcozby throws out a powerful jab.
DeLarge fails to land the takedown.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Billcozby, as that shot connected.
DeLarge takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Billcozby sizes up DeLarge with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Billcozby tests DeLarge's chin there with a solid looking shot.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Billcozby but Billcozby pushes him off and we're back to square one.
DeLarge looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Billcozby connects with a single shot there.
DeLarge moves forwards but Billcozby connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Billcozby lands with a hook. DeLarge tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Billcozby's corner calls for a 1-2. Billcozby obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Billcozby dips to his left and cracks DeLarge with an uppercut!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexei Billcozby had his way with Alex DeLarge in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

DeLarge tries to close the distance and clinch but Billcozby swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Billcozby stuffs the takedown attempt from DeLarge. DeLarge gets slowly back to his feet.
Billcozby lands a jab to the head.
DeLarge is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
DeLarge shoots in looking for a takedown. Billcozby tries to sprawl out of it but DeLarge keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Billcozby manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Billcozby connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Billcozby moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A punch lands to the side of DeLarge 's head but he takes it in his stride.
DeLarge is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Billcozby lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Billcozby scores with a sloppy right hand. DeLarge should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeLarge looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Billcozby lands with a straight right. DeLarge didn't see that one coming.
Billcozby lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
DeLarge tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Billcozby swivels and escapes.
Alexei Billcozby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex DeLarge.
Billcozby's corner calls for a 1-2. Billcozby obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
DeLarge fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Billcozby scores with a nice strike.
Billcozby clobbers DeLarge with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
DeLarge takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Billcozby fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A cross from Billcozby lands.
Billcozby slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Billcozby scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Billcozby scores with a crisp jab that stopped DeLarge in his tracks.
Billcozby keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
DeLarge takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Billcozby lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jab from Billcozby.
A jab from Billcozby finds it's way through DeLarge's defenses.
Decent striking displayed by Billcozby there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Billcozby lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Billcozby scores with a decent looking hook.
Billcozby circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Billcozby.
DeLarge shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
DeLarge shoots for a double leg takedown but Billcozby sprawls well. He's pushed DeLarge's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Billcozby connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed DeLarge momentarily.
Billcozby thuds his right hand into DeLarge's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Billcozby throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck DeLarge on the side of the head.
DeLarge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Billcozby but Billcozby pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Billcozby slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
DeLarge gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Billcozby scores with a crisp jab that stopped DeLarge in his tracks.
Billcozby listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeLarge fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a right hand to the side of the head.
DeLarge moves forwards but Billcozby connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Billcozby lands a glancing blow to the side of DeLarge's head.
Billcozby catches DeLarge with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Billcozby with a hook.
DeLarge with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Billcozby to score with a decent uppercut.
Billcozby cracks DeLarge with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Billcozby darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
DeLarge drops his hands momentarily and Billcozby takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Alex DeLarge has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Alexei Billcozby is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Billcozby lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alexei Billcozby showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Billcozby, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 50:40
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 50:40
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 50:40

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alexei Billcozby!
Alexei Billcozby is the new welterweight champion!