PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Bush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Yahweh Falwell is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Bush
vs
Falwell

175 cm
20
155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

171 cm
29
150 lbs
1 - 32 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jeremy Bush!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bush throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Falwell sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Falwell has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bush.
Bush looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good standup being displayed there by Bush as he connects with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bush. Falwell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Falwell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Falwell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bush lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bush lands a nice leg kick that just misses Falwell's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bush connects with an inside leg kick.
Bush misses with a hook.
And Falwell tries to counter it with a takedown but Bush pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bush throws a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Falwell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jeremy Bush seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bush misses with a body shot.
Falwell feints the counter takedown.
Bush connects with a right hand. Falwell shakes it off.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bush!
Bush buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bush fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Falwell.
Falwell gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Falwell tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bush misses the shot to the body.
Falwell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Bush seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Bush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Falwell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bush connects with a leg kick. Falwell looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bush misses with a few strikes there.
Falwell drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bush defends it well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Falwell walks into a jab.
Bush is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bush thuds a left hand into Falwell's body.
Falwell moves out of range of the body kick from Bush.
Bush scores with a jab. Falwell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bush connects with a solid leg kick.
Bush closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bush tries to bum rush Falwell with a series of wild strikes but Falwell uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Bush finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bush fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Falwell.
Bush throws a nice head kick!
Bush throws the kick towards the body but Falwell avoids it.
Bush lands the left hand.
Falwell with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bush to score with a decent uppercut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bush.
Falwell avoids a kick to the body.
Falwell with the counter takedown but Bush avoids it easily.
Bush throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bush uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Falwell has time to react.
Bush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Falwell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bush lands with a good body shot.
Falwell takes one to the side of the head.
Bush connects with a high kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bush darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bush is looking to slow Falwell down with leg kicks.
The crowd cheers as Bush lands an impressive looking overhand right. Falwell doesn't seem phased though.
Bush looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bush scores with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Bush dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bush tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Falwell was well out of range. Poor timing from Bush.
Falwell with the counter takedown but Bush avoids it easily.
Bush throws a head kick that misses.
Bush stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bush lands a leg kick that knocks Falwell off balance momentarily.
Bush does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Falwell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Bush throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Falwell with the counter takedown but Bush avoids it easily.
Bush lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bush takes a swing at Falwell's ribcage but misses.
Falwell with the counter takedown but Bush avoids it easily.
A lazy left from Bush finds it's target.
Yahweh Falwell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Falwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bush.
Falwell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bush thows a body kick. Falwell tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Bush misses the jab.
Bush lands with a thumping leg kick.
Falwell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Falwell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bush.
Falwell checks the leg kick nicely there.
Falwell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Falwell is trying desperately to land a takedown but Bush is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Falwell.
Bush throws a nice looking combination but Falwell bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bush!
Bush scoring well with a low kick there.
Falwell avoids the body shot from Bush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bush throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Falwell is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Bush fails to land with a series of punches.
Falwell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Bush connects with an inside leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bush - that will leave a mark!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bush throws a body punch but Falwell moves out of range.
Falwell is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Falwell has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bush.
Bush lands with a slapping head kick.
Falwell moves out of range as Bush throws a body kick.
Falwell drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bush defends it well.
Bush lands a nice leg kick that just misses Falwell's sensitive parts.
Jeremy Bush is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice body kick from Bush.
Falwell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bush throws a series of strikes that have Falwell backpedaling.
Bush misses with a body kick.
Bush connects with a leg kick. Falwell looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Nice jab there from Bush.
Bush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Falwell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bush.
Bush chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jeremy Bush is winning the standup battle so far.
Bush takes a swing at Falwell's ribcage but misses.
Bush lands with a good body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Bush there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Good exchange - Bush coming out on top.
Bush misses with a wild body shot.
Falwell is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Falwell checks a low kick from Bush.
Bush feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Falwell's calf.
A jab from Bush does it's job there.
Bush smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bush throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Falwell checks a leg kick.
Falwell feints the counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Bush dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Bush scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bush. Falwell shrugs it off though.
Falwell has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bush finds it's way round the side to connect with Falwell's head.
Bush connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Falwell momentarily.
Jab by Bush.
Bush misses with a two punch combination.
And Falwell tries to counter it with a takedown but Bush pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bush misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bush is looking to chop away at Falwell's legs.
Bush dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Falwell. That did some damage!
Bush throws a hook but Falwell avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Bush.
Falwell drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bush defends it well.
An inside leg kick from Bush misses.
Bush lands a nice leg kick that just misses Falwell's sensitive parts.
Bush lands with a kick to the temple. Falwell shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bush throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Falwell stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Falwell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bush's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bush duly obliges.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bush. That's going to slow Falwell down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Falwell uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bush.
Bush throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bush swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Falwell feints the counter takedown.
Falwell has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bush throws a body shot but no joy.
Bush looks to land a right hand but Falwell moved out of range.
Falwell is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bush.
Bush looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bush pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bush bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bush tests Falwell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bush connects with the punch.
Bush feints and then cracks Falwell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Falwell down.
Bush tries to score with a low kick but Falwell moves his leg out of the way.
And Falwell tries to counter it with a takedown but Bush pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bush looks to score with a jab to the body but Falwell is just out of range.
Falwell drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bush defends it well.
Falwell on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bush attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell defending well as Bush loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bush.
Bush fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Falwell.
Bush throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bush fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Falwell.
Bush scores with a shot to the body.
Falwell slips a straight right by Bush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Falwell blocks a low kick nicely.
Bush misses with a low kick.
Falwell feints the counter takedown.
Bush throws a nice outside leg kick.
Yahweh Falwell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bush throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeremy Bush showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bush has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:24
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeremy Bush!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.