PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Pauly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Android Experiment (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pauly
vs
Experiment

191 cm
16
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
Can Moonwalk

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Big Pauly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Android Experiment !
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Experiment takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

Experiment gets tackled into the cage by Pauly. Pauly maintains the clinch.
Experiment tries to pull guard but Pauly forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Pauly lands with a right to the head.
Pauly throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Experiment looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pauly digs a right hand into Experiment 's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Experiment 's gas tank.
Pauly unloads a knee to the mid-section. Experiment lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Pauly with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Android Experiment has been cut.
Pauly digs a right hand underneath Experiment 's ribcage. Experiment let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Experiment looks winded!
Pauly working Experiment over with knees to the body.
Pauly unloads a knee to the mid-section. Experiment lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Pauly lands a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pauly lands an elbow inside.
Pauly using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Pauly lands a hook that snaps the head of Experiment backwards.
Pauly cracks Experiment with a nice body shot.
Pauly scores with a hook to the body.
Pauly landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Pauly lands a good knee to the midsection. Experiment won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Pauly.
Pauly lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Pauly.
Pauly unloads a knee to the mid-section. Experiment lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees in the clinch landing for Pauly.
Pauly presses Experiment against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pauly connects with a knee to the head.
Pauly lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Experiment or not.
Pauly scores with a knee to the head.
Pauly pushes Experiment back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pauly with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Pauly.
Pauly lands a right hand.
Pauly lands an elbow inside.
Pauly lands an elbow that stopped Experiment in his tracks for a moment.
Pauly putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Experiment in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Experiment fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pauly lands an uppercut.
Pauly working Experiment over with knees to the body.
Pauly lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pauly lands a nice shot to the body.
Pauly landing knees to the body.
Pauly is working Experiment over against the cage.
Pauly lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Experiment backwards.
Pauly working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Experiment is rocked!
Pauly lands a body shot.
Experiment is still on wobbly legs! Can Pauly finish him?
Pauly putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Experiment in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Experiment seems to have recovered his senses.
Pauly lands a knee to the body.
Pauly lands a knee to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Pauly.

Pauly drops Experiment with a big knee straight up the middle! Experiment is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Pauly throws a powerful right kick. Experiment tried to block low but the kick was high! Experiment was taken right off of his feet! Pauly jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Big Pauly!