PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Klobbering Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sr Ka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sr Ka told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Klobbering Time
vs
Ka

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kevin Klobbering Time!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sr Ka!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klobbering Time defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ka.
Klobbering Time seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Ka is trying hard to land a takedown here. Klobbering Time sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Klobbering Time was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Ka shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Klobbering Time defends it nicely.
Kevin Klobbering Time has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sr Ka.
Klobbering Time misses with a body shot.
Ka shoots for a double leg takedown but Klobbering Time sprawls well. He's pushed Ka's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Klobbering Time fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ka manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Ka has Klobbering Time up against the cage in a clinch.
Ka has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Klobbering Time is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The referee calls for Klobbering Time to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klobbering Time tries to break free but Ka pushes him back against the cage.
Klobbering Time is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Klobbering Time has Ka pressed against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Klobbering Time.
Ka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ka drops down looking for an ankle pick but Klobbering Time pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ka is looking to clinch but Klobbering Time is avoiding it.
Klobbering Time slaps away a takedown attempt from Ka, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Ka has managed to clinch.
Klobbering Time letting Ka take a breather here.
Ka being controlled against the cage.
Ka has had enough of the clinch but Klobbering Time keeps him there for the moment.
Klobbering Time is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Klobbering Time prevents Ka from breaking the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ka wants to break free but Klobbering Time has control.
Klobbering Time is pushing Ka up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Klobbering Time blocks it with crossed arms.
A short right from Klobbering Time on the inside.

It looks like Sr Ka has been cut.
Ka tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Klobbering Time's elbow.
Ka tries a knee to the head but Klobbering Time blocks it.

Ka breaks the clinch.
Ka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Klobbering Time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ka lands with a kick to the ribs.
Klobbering Time lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Klobbering Time stuffs the takedown attempt from Ka. Ka gets slowly back to his feet.
Klobbering Time was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Ka has his takedown stuffed

and Klobbering Time counters with a crisp right hand that drops Ka! Klobbering Time lets Ka back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Sr Ka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Klobbering Time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ka fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Klobbering Time dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sr Ka's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ka shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Klobbering Time pinned against the cage. Klobbering Time gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
It looked like Klobbering Time wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Klobbering Time stuffs the takedown attempt from Ka. Ka gets slowly back to his feet.
Klobbering Time will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ka is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Klobbering Time doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Ka crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Ka's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kevin Klobbering Time!
A very excited looking Kevin Klobbering Time made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.