PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shoddy Body (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Wad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Body
vs
Wad

185 cm
25
180 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
185 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Shoddy Body!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dick Wad!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Body looking to score a takedown here. Wad is defending well but Body drives through and ends up in Wad's guard.

Body thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Body stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wad swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wad wants to stand up but Body is controlling him.
Body pushing down on Wad's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Body is trying to control the action in half guard but Wad is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Body looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Body not doing much here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Body seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Wad does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Body wants to free his trapped foot but Wad is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Body is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Wad looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wad wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Body in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Wad tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Body!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Shoddy Body!
Shoddy Body bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.