PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Hein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Poisonblack - Home Is Where The Sty Is . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cartman
vs
Hein

187 cm
23
205 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

201 cm
25
208 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Robert Hein!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Emerson Jorge and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Oooooh!!! Hein has knocked Cartman down with a huge combo! Hein steps away and waves a wobbly Cartman back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Hein.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A punch combination from Cartman misses.
Hein throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hein throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Hein swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.

Hein gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Cartman to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Hein is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Cartman dives into side control.
Cartman throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control the position but Hein is working away.

Hein wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Cartman has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Hein's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Hein is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Cartman!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Eric Cartman!
Our winner, Eric Cartman, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.