PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huang Tze Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Dumbass
vs
Tze Long

187 cm
25
273 lbs
15 - 7 - 1

170 cm
28
142 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Huang Tze Long!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumbass fails to land with a series of punches.
Tze Long fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dumbass fails to land with a series of punches.
TheNewYork Dumbass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dumbass misses with a two punch combination.
Dumbass misses with a combination

so Tze Long counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Tze Long wants to pass the guard but Dumbass is keeping the position.

Tze Long thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Tze Long trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dumbass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tze Long on the ground.

Tze Long drops back looking for a leg! Dumbass is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dumbass manages to kick Tze Long off! Tze Long jumps back into Dumbass's guard.

Tze Long is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumbass looking to control.
Dumbass on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dumbass tries to get out of the position.
Tze Long trying to control but Dumbass is working from the bottom.
Dumbass keeping full guard, as Tze Long tries to pass.
Tze Long pushing down on Dumbass's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Tze Long in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Dumbass tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Tze Long!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Huang Tze Long!