PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby McBobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nikolaj Orlow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McBobby comes to the cage accompanied by Cold as Ice -- MOP. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nikolaj Orlow was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McBobby
vs
Orlow

188 cm
37
212 lbs
22 - 10 - 2

185 cm
37
205 lbs
33 - 20 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby McBobby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 20 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nikolaj Orlow!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orlow just misses with a punch to the body.
Orlow closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

McBobby clinches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McBobby.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McBobby.
Orlow lands with a light punch inside.
Orlow misses with a body punch.
Orlow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McBobby keeps control of Orlow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Orlow.
Orlow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McBobby pushes off an throws an elbow but Orlow leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McBobby blocks an uppercut.
Orlow blocks the elbow strike.
McBobby pushes Orlow back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

McBobby pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McBobby scores with a shot to the body.

McBobby instigates a clinch.
Orlow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Orlow swings wildly with an uppercut but McBobby uses good head movement to avoid it.
McBobby lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBobby misses with an elbow strike.
A short right from Orlow.
McBobby lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Nikolaj Orlow has been cut.
Orlow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McBobby's elbow.

Orlow breaks from the clinch.

McBobby clinches up with Orlow and pushes him back against the cage.
Orlow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McBobby backwards.

McBobby breaks the clinch.
McBobby avoids a kick to the body.
Orlow throws a low kick but McBobby moves out of range easily.
McBobby chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McBobby throws the left hand but Orlow avoids the punch easily.
McBobby pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Orlow looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A looping hook to the body misses from McBobby. Orlow does a little dance to reset his feet.

Orlow rushes McBobby and presses him up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orlow tries to break free but McBobby pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBobby trying to land knees to the body.
McBobby misses with a punch on the inside.
McBobby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Orlow can't find room to land a body shot as McBobby controls the action.
McBobby lands with a short shot to the head.
McBobby lands an elbow inside that Orlow shrugs off.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Orlow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McBobby lands an elbow inside that Orlow shrugs off.
McBobby lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Orlow takes an elbow to the forehead.
McBobby tries to throw a body punch but Orlow avoids it by throwing McBobby back against the cage.
Orlow working some nice short punches in the clinch.

It looks like Bobby McBobby has been cut.
McBobby trying to control the position but instead, Orlow has worked for underhooks and has pushed McBobby into the cage.
Orlow swings wildly with an uppercut but McBobby uses good head movement to avoid it.
McBobby makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Orlow tries a body shot but McBobby blocks it.
Orlow prevents a body shot from McBobby.
McBobby makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orlow tries to break the clinch but McBobby is controlling the position.
McBobby misses with a hook to the ribs.
McBobby lands with a short shot to the head.
McBobby blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Orlow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McBobby throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McBobby trying to land knees to the body.
McBobby lands a left hand that snaps the head of Orlow backwards.
McBobby is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Orlow is defending well for now.
A shot in the inside from McBobby.
Orlow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McBobby struggles to land a body shot inside as Orlow controls his hands.
Orlow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Orlow struggles to land a body shot inside as McBobby controls his hands.
McBobby has Orlow pressed against the cage, preventing Orlow from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Orlow pulls McBobby into guard.
Orlow keeping moving, preventing McBobby from controlling successfully.
Orlow pulls McBobby in to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orlow wants to sweep but no luck.
Orlow keeping moving, preventing McBobby from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McBobby being controlled here momentarily.
McBobby preventing the sweep.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
McBobby wants to control from the top but Orlow keeps moving.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orlow blocks a head kick by McBobby.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby McBobby dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! McBobby's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

McBobby throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McBobby buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McBobby throws a wild body kick that Orlow sees coming a mile off.
Orlow scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Orlow tries a head kick but it misses.
Orlow throws the kick towards the body but McBobby avoids it.

McBobby moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Orlow fails to land.
McBobby misses with an elbow over the top.
Bobby McBobby has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch on the inside from Orlow fails to land.
McBobby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Orlow can do to turn this around?
Orlow blocking some punches.
Orlow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McBobby misses with an elbow over the top.
Orlow struggles to land a body shot inside as McBobby controls his hands.
McBobby lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Orlow manages to break the clinch.

McBobby moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McBobby creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBobby scores with a shot to the side of Orlow's head.
Orlow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Orlow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Orlow wants to break the clinch but can't.
Orlow tries to throw a body punch but McBobby avoids it by throwing Orlow back against the cage.
Orlow tries to throw a body punch but McBobby avoids it by throwing Orlow back against the cage.
Orlow scores with a shot to the side of McBobby's head.
Orlow blocks an uppercut.
Orlow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Orlow blocks an elbow strike from McBobby.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McBobby.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McBobby.
Orlow swings away with an uppercut that misses.

McBobby breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McBobby throws a quick inside leg kick.
Orlow takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Orlow lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McBobby takes one on the button.
McBobby cracks a nice hook into Orlow's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBobby jabs at Orlow's body.
Orlow tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

McBobby clinches up against the cage.
Orlow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Orlow breaks the clinch.
Orlow throws a leg kick but McBobby checks it.
Orlow thows a left - swing and a miss!
Orlow bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Orlow keeps McBobby at a distance using the push kick.
Orlow misses with a wild body shot.
Orlow lands with a shot to the body.

Orlow has closed the distance and engaged McBobby in a clinch.
McBobby softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McBobby blocking some punches.
Orlow is trying to maintain a safe position but McBobby gets an underhook and turns Orlow into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBobby tries to land knees in the clinch but Orlow avoids the damage to the body.

Orlow pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Orlow clobbers McBobby with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McBobby looks to throw the jab but Orlow is out of range.
Orlow misses with a kick to the body.
McBobby walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Orlow checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McBobby looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Orlow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Some wild striking there from McBobby.
The fighters circling - Orlow throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Orlow!
Orlow moves out of range as McBobby throws a body kick.
McBobby lands a nice shot that snaps Orlow's head back.
Orlow takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McBobby throws a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orlow scores with a head kick.
Nikolaj Orlow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A decent looking cross lands there for McBobby.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Orlow checks a leg kick.
Orlow throws the kick towards the body but McBobby avoids it.
McBobby swings for the body but Orlow moves out of range.
A head kick from McBobby lands but Orlow takes it in his stride.
Orlow checks the leg kick.
McBobby looks for the body kick but Orlow saw that one coming.
McBobby moves out of range of the body kick.
A big right from McBobby misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McBobby throws a head kick that misses.
Orlow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McBobby moves away.
McBobby throws a sloppy head kick and Orlow moves out of range easily.

McBobby closes the distance and pushes Orlow back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bobby McBobby will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

McBobby will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McBobby blocks a head kick by Orlow.
McBobby keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Orlow throws a nice inside leg kick.
McBobby misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McBobby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Orlow misses with a low kick.
McBobby throws a leg kick but Orlow moved away.
A punch lands to the side of McBobby 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McBobby fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McBobby checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Orlow misses with a head kick.
Orlow lands a nice looking body kick.
McBobby moves out of range of the body kick from Orlow.

McBobby clinches up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBobby lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McBobby lands a hook to the side of the head.
Orlow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Orlow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Orlow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Orlow throws a body kick that misses.
Orlow tried to score with a low kick but McBobby checks it.
McBobby scores with a shot to the body.
McBobby's corner calls for a 1-2. McBobby obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Orlow has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
McBobby lands a head shot.
Orlow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McBobby bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Orlow's head.

Orlow is rocked!

McBobby lands a big right hand that sends Orlow crashing to the mat! McBobby stays standing though and waves Orlow back to his feet!
Orlow is still on wobbly legs! Can McBobby finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orlow has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McBobby.
Orlow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McBobby avoids the head kick by Orlow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBobby throws a leg kick which misses Orlow's front leg but catches the back leg as Orlow tries to avoid it.
McBobby circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Orlow tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! McBobby wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby McBobby!
Bobby McBobby thanked the fans post fight for their support.