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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Greedy Assfister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesse Laitinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Greedy Assfister has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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146 lbs
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140 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great elbows
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Greedy Assfister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jesse Laitinen!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Santiago Holmes and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Laitinen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Laitinen gets tackled into the cage by Assfister. Assfister maintains the clinch.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Laitinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Laitinen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laitinen stalling in the clinch but Assfister improves position.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laitinen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Assfister is keeping busy.
Assfister blocks an elbow strike.
Assfister lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
It looks like Jesse Laitinen has been cut.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laitinen blocks an elbow strike.
Laitinen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laitinen blocks an elbow strike.
Laitinen avoiding damage as Assfister throws knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister dodges an elbow strike from Laitinen.
Laitinen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laitinen throws an elbow that misses.
Assfister dodges an elbow strike from Laitinen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laitinen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laitinen's brow.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Assfister as Laitinen tries to tie him up.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Laitinen throws an elbow that misses.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Laitinen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister blocks the elbow strike.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laitinen avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laitinen trying to control the position but instead, Assfister has worked for underhooks and has pushed Laitinen into the cage.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laitinen blocks the elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Laitinen dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Laitinen takes an elbow to the temple.
Assfister blocks an elbow strike from Laitinen.
Laitinen misses with an elbow over the top.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Laitinen trying to stall but Assfister improves his position.
Assfister definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Laitinen pushes off an throws an elbow but Assfister leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Laitinen misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laitinen's brow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laitinen avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Laitinen dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Laitinen avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Laitinen blocks the elbow strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Assfister takes an elbow to the forehead.
Assfister lands a nice elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Laitinen trying to stall but Assfister improves his position.
Assfister avoids the elbow strike from Laitinen, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laitinen's brow.
Laitinen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laitinen throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Laitinen misses with an elbow over the top.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Laitinen avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister lands an elbow that stopped Laitinen in his tracks for a moment.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
Laitinen wants to stall.
Assfister lands an elbow that stopped Laitinen in his tracks for a moment.
Assfister misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laitinen avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Laitinen misses with an elbow strike.
Laitinen avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Laitinen throws an elbow that misses.
Laitinen is trying to maintain a safe position but Assfister gets an underhook and turns Laitinen into the cage.
Assfister blocks the elbow strike.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Laitinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laitinen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Laitinen throws an elbow but it misses.
Laitinen taking a breather.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Greedy Assfister dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jesse Laitinen's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Assfister forces Laitinen back against the cage and clinches.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Laitinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Assfister is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Laitinen can do to turn this around?
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Laitinen just misses with a elbow thrown towards Assfister's brow.
Laitinen lands an elbow just above Assfister 's eye.
Laitinen avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister taking a breather.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Assfister lands an elbow just above Laitinen 's eye.
Laitinen misses with an elbow over the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laitinen takes an elbow to the forehead.
That has opened up Jesse Laitinen's cut even more.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Laitinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister lands a damaging elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assfister avoids the elbow strike from Laitinen, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Laitinen is rocked!
Assfister dodges an elbow strike from Laitinen.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laitinen's brow.
Assfister lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Laitinen is still on wobbly legs! Can Assfister finish him?
The cut above Jesse Laitinen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Laitinen dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister dodges an elbow strike from Laitinen.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Laitinen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Laitinen dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Laitinen seems to have recovered his senses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Laitinen throws an elbow but misses.
Laitinen avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister has Laitinen pressed against the cage. He pushes Laitinen back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Assfister throws a beautiful elbow that sends Laitinen crashing to the floor! Assfister piles on the pressure with more strikes! Laitinen is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Greedy Assfister!
In his post fight interview, Greedy Assfister gave a big smile as he said 'Pay me bitch'.
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energy
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hype
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