PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sergei Biteyourcockov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kristian Torhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sergei Biteyourcockov has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Biteyourcockov
vs
Torhammer

206 cm
24
289 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

193 cm
22
247 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sergei Biteyourcockov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kristian Torhammer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paulsen Ambrosius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Torhammer misses with a hook. Biteyourcockov ducked under it nicely.
Biteyourcockov misses with a straight left.
Torhammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biteyourcockov.
A cross from Biteyourcockov lands.
No luck for Biteyourcockov with that takedown attempt.
Torhammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biteyourcockov was well out of range. Poor timing from Torhammer.
Torhammer takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Biteyourcockov darts in and clinches Torhammer up against the cage.
Biteyourcockov wants a takedown but no success here.
Torhammer lands an uppercut.

Biteyourcockov pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Torhammer misses with an uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Biteyourcockov there.
Biteyourcockov scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Biteyourcockov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Biteyourcockov has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sergei Biteyourcockov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biteyourcockov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Torhammer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Torhammer throws a big shot that misses.
Torhammer throws a jab when Biteyourcockov was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biteyourcockov blocks a head kick by Torhammer.

Biteyourcockov closes the distance and clinches.
Biteyourcockov is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Torhammer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice shot by Biteyourcockov.
Torhammer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Torhammer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Torhammer.
Torhammer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Torhammer throws a body punch but Biteyourcockov moves out of range.
Biteyourcockov fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Torhammer on the side of the head.
Torhammer lands with an uppercut that bounces Biteyourcockov off the cage and back into range.
Biteyourcockov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice defenses there by Torhammer.
Torhammer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kristian Torhammer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Biteyourcockov.
Biteyourcockov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Torhammer.

Biteyourcockov drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Biteyourcockov thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biteyourcockov creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Torhammer sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Torhammer is being controlled here.
Biteyourcockov has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Biteyourcockov wants to control for a moment but Torhammer uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Torhammer trying to get back to full guard but Biteyourcockov takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Torhammer is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biteyourcockov looking to finish Torhammer with some ground and pound. This is bad for Torhammer!

It looks like Kristian Torhammer has been cut.
BOOM! Biteyourcockov connects with a massive shot to the dome!

That has opened up Kristian Torhammer's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biteyourcockov is landing with some decent strikes but Torhammer is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Torhammer is rocked!

Kristian Torhammer's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kristian Torhammer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sergei Biteyourcockov!
An out of breath Sergei Biteyourcockov thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.