PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nicky Cannon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McFart Pants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McFart Pants
vs
Cannon

195 cm
20
205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

185 cm
18
201 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Rivers Edge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nicky Cannon!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Anthony Taglia and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cannon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McFart Pants misses with a few strikes there.

Cannon gets a takedown into half guard.

Cannon wants to work for an arm triangle but McFart Pants is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
McFart Pants moves into full guard.
Cannon wants to pass the guard but McFart Pants is keeping the position.
McFart Pants trying to keep a closed guard but Cannon is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Cannon misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cannon looks to throw the jab but McFart Pants is out of range.
McFart Pants avoids the head kick by Cannon.
Cannon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick misses from Cannon.

McFart Pants closes the distance and clinches.
Cannon misses with a body punch.

McFart Pants pulls guard successfully.
McFart Pants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

McFart Pants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cannon can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McFart Pants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cannon can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Cannon trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cannon loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Cannon is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but McFart Pants has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Cannon is looking to defend but McFart Pants has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Cannon! McFart Pants pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Cannon taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Farty McFart Pants!