PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rickey Steamboat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffery Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dahmer has chosen 50 Cent - Animal as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Steamboat
vs
Dahmer

188 cm
20
200 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

186 cm
26
201 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rickey Steamboat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffery Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Steamboat drops his hands momentarily and Dahmer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Steamboat throws a right hand that Dahmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Dahmer also avoids with ease.
Dahmer cracks a nice hook into Steamboat's ribs.
Steamboat throws a body punch but Dahmer moves out of range.
Steamboat swinging wildly here.
Steamboat slips a jab from Dahmer.
Rickey Steamboat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Steamboat throws a lazy right hand but Dahmer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dahmer works Steamboat's body with a nice hook.
Dahmer's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dahmer's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Dahmer misses with a hook. Steamboat ducked under it nicely.
Dahmer throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice jab there from Dahmer.
Steamboat throws a jab but it's blocked by Dahmer.
Dahmer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

It looks like Rickey Steamboat has been cut.
Dahmer defending well as Steamboat loads up on a big left hand.
Steamboat misses with a double jab
enabling Dahmer to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steamboat misses with a looping left.
A big left from Steamboat misses.
Dahmer throws a looping overhand right but Steamboat ducks down to avoid it.
Steamboat misses with a left hand
and Dahmer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Steamboat is rocked!
Dahmer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Steamboat misses with an uppercut. Dahmer saw that one coming.
Dahmer moves out of range as Steamboat strikes.
Dahmer lands with a cross.
Nice shot by Dahmer.
Oh Steamboat is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
No joy there for Steamboat, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Steamboat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Steamboat seems to have got his legs back now.
Dahmer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Steamboat throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dahmer counters with a stiff right hand.
Dahmer might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Steamboat throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Steamboat misses with a body shot.
Steamboat misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dahmer counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steamboat misses with a shot to the body
and Dahmer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Steamboat thinking.
Steamboat misses with a hook. Dahmer ducked under it nicely.

Dahmer steps into range and cracks Steamboat with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Steamboat flops backwards and Dahmer dives into his guard looking to finish!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Dahmer sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dahmer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dahmer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dahmer won't allow Steamboat to sweep him here.
Dahmer throws a big elbow that misses.
Dahmer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dahmer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dahmer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Steamboat works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dahmer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Steamboat keeping full guard, as Dahmer tries to pass.
Steamboat tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dahmer showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Jeffery Dahmer hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Steamboat thows a left - swing and a miss!
Steamboat throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dahmer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Steamboat takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Steamboat definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dahmer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steamboat throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dahmer counters with a nice uppercut.

Dahmer cracks Steamboat with a big right hand and Steamboat goes down!

Rickey Steamboat's cut is getting worse.
Dahmer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dahmer content to stall in guard here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

OK we're going to have a standup here. Jeffery Dahmer hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Dahmer lands with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffery Dahmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rickey Steamboat's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Steamboat takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dahmer with a hook.
Steamboat looks to land a combination but Dahmer avoids it well.
Steamboat takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A shot to the liver by Dahmer. Beautiful body shot.
Steamboat throws a nice looking combination but Dahmer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Steamboat missing with a left hand there. Dahmer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Steamboat throws a right hand that misses

and Dahmer lands a stunning uppercut that sends Steamboat to the mat!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steamboat is trying to stand up here but Dahmer is controlling him well.
Steamboat avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dahmer.
Dahmer trying to control the pace.
Dahmer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dahmer seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Steamboat does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

Jeffery Dahmer has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Steamboat throws a body punch but Dahmer moves out of range.
Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Steamboat.
Steamboat falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dahmer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Steamboat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Steamboat walks into a jab.

Rickey Steamboat's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Steamboat misses with a left hand
and Dahmer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rickey Steamboat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A looping hook to the body misses from Steamboat. Dahmer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dahmer cracks Steamboat with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dahmer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jeffery Dahmer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Steamboat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steamboat swings widly with a right hand

and Dahmer counters with a right hand that sends Steamboat tumbling to the canvas! Can Dahmer finish him? He dives into Steamboat's guard looking to do just that!

Dahmer avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dahmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Steamboat is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Steamboat being controlled here, momentarily.
Dahmer trying to control but Steamboat is working from the bottom.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Dahmer sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Jeffery Dahmer wasn't active enough on the ground.
Steamboat swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dahmer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dahmer thuds his right hand into Steamboat's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Steamboat swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dahmer.
Steamboat on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dahmer misses with an uppercut. Steamboat saw that one coming.
Dahmer cracks Steamboat with a hook to the temple - Steamboat is on wobbly legs here! Dahmer swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Steamboat falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Dahmer wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jeffery Dahmer!
Our winner, Jeffery Dahmer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.