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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes to the cage accompanied by Badass. Kyle has chosen Wasted as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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249 lbs
23 - 14 - 0 |
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180 cm
32
284 lbs
19 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mark Kyle!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
CanChopper tries to land a leg kick but Kyle saw it coming and moves away.
Kyle misses with a wild body shot.
CanChopper checks the leg kick.
Kyle checks a leg kick.
CanChopper jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kyle throws a front kick that sends CanChopper stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kyle connects with a leg kick. CanChopper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kyle throws a nice inside leg kick.
A clash of legs there as CanChopper blocks the low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by CanChopper.
Kyle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kyle clinches up with CanChopper and pushes him back against the cage.
CanChopper gets underhooks to prevent Kyle's takedown attempt.
CanChopper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kyle tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kyle lands a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kyle backwards.
Kyle misses with some punches.
CanChopper gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kyle cracks CanChopper with a nice body shot.
CanChopper is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Kyle fails to land.
Kyle lands with a left to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right hook to the body lands for Kyle.
Kyle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kyle lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of CanChopper backwards.
Kyle can't find room to land a body shot as CanChopper controls the action.
Kyle swings wildly with an uppercut but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kyle tries for a takedown but CanChopper manages to get underhooks.
Kyle managing to block the knees to the body from CanChopper.
Kyle lands a nice shot to the body.
Kyle blocks an uppercut.
Kyle lands a right hand that snaps the head of CanChopper backwards.
Kyle cracks CanChopper with a nice body shot.
Kyle has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by CanChopper after a bit of a struggle.
Ameri CanChopper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Kyle.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kyle.
CanChopper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kyle.
Kyle lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kyle can't get the takedown.
Kyle misses with some punches.
Kyle tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
CanChopper lands an uppercut.
Kyle lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of CanChopper backwards.
Kyle lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of CanChopper backwards.
CanChopper is rocked!
Kyle lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt CanChopper or not.
Oh CanChopper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kyle pushes CanChopper against the cage. Kyle is working some dirty boxing. Kyle pushes off with a quick right hook! CanChopper goes down! CanChopper tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Kyle moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mark Kyle!
Mark Kyle gave a mention to KAISER in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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