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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazaro Burch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horatio Felatio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Felatio's choice of entrance music: The sound of metal on plastic. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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346 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lazaro Burch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Horatio Felatio!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Ren Mimura and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Felatio bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Felatio taking a break here but Burch is having none of it and regains half guard.
Felatio works his way into full mount!
Felatio wants to control the action but instead Burch gets a body lock and reverses into Felatio's guard! Nice work!
Burch landing some decent shots from guard.
Burch got a little sloppy there for a moment and Felatio has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Burch has managed to get both his arms back between Felatio's legs - danger averted.
Burch postures up in Felatio's guard and throws a big left but Felatio blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burch is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Burch seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Felatio for as long as he can get away with.
Burch trying to control the position from guard on top but Felatio is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burch tries to stand but Felatio is controlling from the bottom.
Burch trying to control but Felatio is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Burch accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Burch gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Felatio tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Burch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Burch could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Felatio fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Felatio closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Burch quickly recovers to half guard.
Felatio content to control rather than advance.
Burch is trying to stand back up but Felatio is controlling him
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Felatio not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Burch wants to control but Felatio is keeping busy.
Felatio moves nicely into side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burch is not content to let Felatio control the position.
Felatio advances to mount.
Burch tries to hold on but Felatio postures up.
Felatio trying to control but Burch is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Felatio throws some wild stikes that Burch manages to avoid easily.
Felatio controlling the position easily from mount.
Felatio misses with a head shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Burch is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horatio Felatio dominated that round.
That's time! Burch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Felatio looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Felatio feints and as Burch raises his hands in defense, Felatio changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Burch might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Felatio wants to stand but Burch has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Felatio trying to control but Burch is working from the bottom.
Felatio drops back, looking for a kneebar! Burch looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Burch looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Burch!
Burch creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burch working away.
Burch is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Felatio knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Burch wants to stand but Felatio has his arm trapped.
Felatio is trying to get back to half guard.
Burch wants to stand but Felatio has his arm trapped.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Felatio regains half guard, as Burch was trying to land strikes.
Felatio trying to control here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Felatio keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Burch tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Felatio.
Horatio Felatio has got the better of the ground game so far.
Burch is looking for a kimura here.
Felatio trying to control from the bottom.
It looks like Burch is going to stand back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Felatio is looking to escape.
Burch is nestled in close to Felatio, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Felatio is breathing heavily.
Felatio tries to get to full guard but Burch has control of the leg.
Burch wants to get back to his feet.
Felatio trying to control but Burch postures up.
Felatio tries to roll over but Burch keeps him under control.
Burch trying to control the action but Felatio is working from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Felatio shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Felatio was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burch tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Burch gets back to half guard.
Burch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Burch kicks off Felatio and gets to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Lazaro Burch will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Felatio shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Burch manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Felatio pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Burch is keeping the position for now.
Felatio got a little sloppy there for a moment and Burch has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Felatio has managed to get both his arms back between Burch's legs - danger averted.
Burch keeping full guard, as Felatio tries to pass.
Felatio must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Burch escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Felatio gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burch keeping full guard, as Felatio tries to pass.
Burch trying to strike off his back.
Burch keeping full guard, as Felatio tries to pass.
Felatio trying to control the position from guard on top but Burch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Felatio gets to his feet. Burch looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Felatio misses with the combination.
Felatio takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Burch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Felatio.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Felatio - that will leave a mark!
Felatio tries to clinch up.
Felatio throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Felatio shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Burch manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Burch wants to stand and escape but Felatio is having none of it.
Burch has his foot on Felatio's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Felatio works his way back into a safe position though.
Felatio trying to control the position from guard on top but Burch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Felatio sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Burch's guard.
Burch trying to hold on to Felatio's head to control him but Felatio postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Felatio is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Felatio sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Burch defending well though.
Burch wants to control but Felatio is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Burch is trying to stand back up but Felatio is controlling him
Burch wants to control but Felatio is keeping busy.
And that's the end of the fight!
Horatio Felatio comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Felatio has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Horatio Felatio!
Horatio Felatio took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I'm gonna give the whole world the D.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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