PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny LaRusso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Fisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LaRusso's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, You're The Best!. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

LaRusso
vs
Fisher

182 cm
31
182 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

180 cm
36
177 lbs
26 - 22 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny LaRusso!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Fisher!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LaRusso tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fisher throws a head kick that misses
and LaRusso makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A head kick by Fisher misses
and LaRusso counters with a head kick.
LaRusso blocks a head kick by Fisher.
Fisher misses with a wild combination.
LaRusso just misses with a punch to the body.
LaRusso blocks a head kick by Fisher.
Fisher fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but LaRusso is out of range.
A shot to the liver by LaRusso. Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
LaRusso pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fisher lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fisher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Fisher misses.
LaRusso is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LaRusso misses with a head kick.
Fisher throws a head kick that misses.
Fisher swings for the body but LaRusso moves out of range.
Fisher throws a right and a left that LaRusso avoids nicely.
LaRusso throws a sloppy head kick and Fisher moves out of range easily.
LaRusso avoids the head kick by Fisher.
LaRusso tries a head kick but it misses.
Fisher throws out a leg kick but LaRusso moves out of range and Fisher only half commits.
A head kick from Fisher lands but LaRusso takes it in his stride.
Fisher tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
LaRusso uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fisher.
LaRusso keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fisher misses with a head kick.
LaRusso scores with a nice body kick.
Fisher swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fisher throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting LaRusso counter with a right hand.
John Fisher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fisher throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from LaRusso.
Fisher throws a chopping leg kick but LaRusso manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fisher misses with a low kick.
Fisher wants to slow LaRusso down by chopping away at his legs.
Fisher throws a sloppy head kick and LaRusso moves out of range easily.
Fisher misses with the body kick
and LaRusso counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fisher lands with a slapping head kick.
LaRusso keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LaRusso throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like John Fisher has been cut.
Fisher misses with a leg kick
and LaRusso counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from LaRusso. Fisher does a little dance to reset his feet.
LaRusso tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fisher throws a head kick but LaRusso moves out of range.
A head kick by Fisher misses
and LaRusso counters with a nice body shot.
Fisher looks winded!
A head kick misses from Fisher.
Fisher avoids the head kick by LaRusso.
LaRusso displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fisher throws out the jab.
LaRusso throws a sloppy head kick and Fisher moves out of range easily.
Fisher lands a jab to LaRusso's midsection.
Fisher throws a lazy head kick
and LaRusso connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fisher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LaRusso lands a nice looking body shot.
LaRusso looks to land a combination. Fisher sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A punch combination from Fisher misses.
Fisher throws a sloppy head kick
letting LaRusso counter with a right hand.
LaRusso throws a sloppy head kick and Fisher moves out of range easily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Fisher.
Fisher throws a head kick that misses.
Fisher throws a head kick that misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fisher.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fisher throws a hook but LaRusso blocks it.
Fisher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
LaRusso lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny LaRusso dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Fisher's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fisher looks to throw a body kick
and LaRusso counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
John Fisher is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fisher fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fisher throws a lazy head kick
and LaRusso counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A head kick from LaRusso lands but Fisher takes it in his stride.
LaRusso moves out of range of the body kick.
Fisher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fisher misses with a head kick.
LaRusso throws a head kick but Fisher moves out of range.
Fisher tries a head kick but it misses.
Fisher throws a sloppy head kick and LaRusso moves out of range easily.
Fisher looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fisher is breathing heavily.
Fisher scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fisher tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fisher pulls out of a head kick attempt.
LaRusso lands a brutal head kick. Fisher looks out on his feet and LaRusso throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Johnny LaRusso!
Johnny LaRusso is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath Johnny LaRusso thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.