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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donzel Fortunado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes to the cage accompanied by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. The crowd seem to be enjoying Fortunado's choice of entrance music: Bob Dylan-Knockin' on Heaven's Door . Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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269 lbs
23 - 10 - 1 |
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270 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Donzel Fortunado!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, David Schapiro and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fortunado gets a clinch.
Fortunado lands an elbow that stopped Cockenschtuff in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
It looks like Donzel Fortunado has been cut.
Cockenschtuff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Cockenschtuff dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cockenschtuff swings wildly with an uppercut but Fortunado uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fortunado blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short body shot lands from Cockenschtuff as the two fighters clinch.
Fortunado lands a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fortunado looks winded!
Cockenschtuff using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fortunado has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cockenschtuff displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fortunado up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fortunado avoids it.
Fortunado connects with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fortunado backwards.
Fortunado swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fortunado taking a breather.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortunado breaks the clinch.
Fortunado throws a front kick aimed at Cockenschtuff's knee but Cockenschtuff avoids it well.
Fortunado tries for a takedown but Cockenschtuff sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fortunado feints and as Cockenschtuff raises his hands in defense, Fortunado changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Cockenschtuff wants to get back to his feet but Fortunado is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Cockenschtuff is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cockenschtuff keeping moving, preventing Fortunado from controlling successfully.
Fortunado won't allow Cockenschtuff to sweep him here.
Cockenschtuff is working hard here to advance position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donzel Fortunado has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Fortunado throws a low kick, looking for Cockenschtuff's leg but Cockenschtuff calmly moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff dips to his left and cracks Fortunado with an uppercut!
Cockenschtuff fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff clinches.
Fortunado tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
Fortunado lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fortunado can't find room to land a body shot as Cockenschtuff controls the action.
Cockenschtuff stalling the fight.
Fortunado misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cockenschtuff throws an elbow but misses.
Fortunado lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Fortunado tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Cockenschtuff stalling in the clinch but Fortunado improves position.
Fortunado has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cockenschtuff seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Fortunado can turn it around.
Fortunado has a couple of punches blocked by Cockenschtuff.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado blocks an elbow strike from Cockenschtuff.
Fortunado tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fortunado or not.
Fortunado tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fortunado trying to control the position but instead, Cockenschtuff has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fortunado into the cage.
Cockenschtuff scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cockenschtuff misses with some punches.
Fortunado takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fortunado lands with a right to the head.
Fortunado tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cockenschtuff's elbow.
Cockenschtuff avoiding damage as Fortunado throws knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot.
Cockenschtuff tries to throw a body punch but Fortunado avoids it by throwing Cockenschtuff back against the cage.
Fortunado wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cockenschtuff blocks an uppercut.
Fortunado using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cockenschtuff has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fortunado trying to land knees to the body.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cockenschtuff can't find room to land a body shot as Fortunado controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Cockenschtuff - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Fortunado's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right hand to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Fortunado wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee strike.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand.
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Fortunado is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Cockenschtuff obliges.
Fortunado takes an elbow to the temple.
Cockenschtuff displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fortunado up against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fortunado backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Cockenschtuff's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fortunado swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fortunado has a takedown stuffed.
Fortunado is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cockenschtuff.
Fortunado misses with a leg kick.
Fortunado throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cockenschtuff keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice cross by Fortunado.
Fortunado is looking to clinch but Cockenschtuff is avoiding it.
Cockenschtuff looks to land a body kick but Fortunado moved away.
Fortunado wants to clinch.
Fortunado scores with a push kick.
Cockenschtuff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fortunado uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cockenschtuff has time to react.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortunado throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cockenschtuff throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fortunado.
Cockenschtuff thuds his right hand into Fortunado's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A telegraphed right hand from Cockenschtuff misses the target.
Cockenschtuff has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Cockenschtuff ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fortunado misses with a leg kick.
Donzel Fortunado seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fortunado. Cockenschtuff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fortunado lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cockenschtuff circles away quickly and effectively.
Cockenschtuff has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cockenschtuff there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fortunado changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cockenschtuff tries to avoid it but Fortunado manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cockenschtuff to the ground. Cockenschtuff escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cockenschtuff just misses with a punch to the body.
Fortunado misses with a right hand
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fortunado thinking.
Fortunado is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cockenschtuff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cockenschtuff comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cockenschtuff cracks the inside of Fortunado's front leg.
Cockenschtuff is looking to slow Fortunado down with leg kicks.
That kick from Cockenschtuff tenderised Fortunado's leg. Fortunado is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cockenschtuff jabs Fortunado right on the nose. Fortunado blinks but takes it well.
Cockenschtuff looks for the body kick but Fortunado saw that one coming.
Fortunado throws a right hand that Cockenschtuff ducks under and follows up with a left that Cockenschtuff also avoids with ease.
Fortunado shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cockenschtuff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fortunado.
Fortunado misses with a leg kick
and Cockenschtuff counters with a good low kick that Fortunado was not able to check.
Fortunado takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fortunado takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fortunado avoids the body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado throws a head kick that misses.
Cockenschtuff ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cockenschtuff lands a really nice looking cross but Fortunado seems unphased.
That has opened up Donzel Fortunado's cut even more.
Donzel Fortunado is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cockenschtuff gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff tries to throw a body punch but Fortunado avoids it by throwing Cockenschtuff back against the cage.
Cockenschtuff taking a breather.
Lester Cockenschtuff has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A knee to the head by Fortunado.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cockenschtuff takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cockenschtuff utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fortunado's elbow.
Cockenschtuff pressing his opponent against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Cockenschtuff.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the side of the head.
The cut above Donzel Fortunado's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fortunado swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fortunado blocks it with crossed arms.
Fortunado with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cockenschtuff swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cockenschtuff blocks a body shot from Fortunado.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cockenschtuff creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fortunado throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cockenschtuff blocks it with crossed arms.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow that stopped Fortunado in his tracks for a moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fortunado.
Cockenschtuff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cockenschtuff.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Cockenschtuff's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fortunado fails to land the takedown.
Cockenschtuff is looking to wear down Fortunado with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cockenschtuff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fortunado misses with a straight left.
Fortunado is looking to score with low kicks.
Fortunado looks to score with a jab to the body but Cockenschtuff is just out of range.
Cockenschtuff chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fortunado gets tackled into the cage by Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff maintains the clinch.
Cockenschtuff effectively controlling the action here.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fortunado's elbow.
Cockenschtuff throws an elbow but it misses.
Fortunado prevents a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fortunado.
Cockenschtuff works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fortunado takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cockenschtuff is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fortunado with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff scores with a hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fortunado is defending well for now.
Cockenschtuff lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Donzel Fortunado's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fortunado can do to turn this around?
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff tries to work over Fortunado's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cockenschtuff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff gets through Fortunado's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fortunado is rocked!
Cockenschtuff lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow just above Fortunado 's eye.
Fortunado is still on wobbly legs! Can Cockenschtuff finish him?
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Donzel Fortunado's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lester Cockenschtuff!
A relieved looking Lester Cockenschtuff thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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