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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Raffik Rassman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and CUNT CUNT (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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290 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Great elbows
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Raffik Rassman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, CUNT CUNT!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CUNT is looking to clinch.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Rassman drops to a knee looking for a takedown but CUNT gets the underhooks and prevents it.
CUNT lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Good body shot from CUNT.
CUNT lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rassman backwards.
CUNT breaks from the clinch.
CUNT clinches.
CUNT breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Oooh a lovely combination from CUNT sends Rassman down but not out. CUNT dives into side control looking to finish.
Rassman is rocked!
It looks like Raffik Rassman has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rassman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Oh Rassman is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
CUNT lands an elbow.
CUNT looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Rassman is avoiding damage well.
CUNT postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Rassman seems to have got his legs back now.
CUNT is looking to take a break and control but Rassman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Rassman throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
CUNT tries to clinch up but Rassman circles away and keeps his distance.
Rassman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Rassman is breathing heavily.
CUNT moves into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, CUNT scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rassman tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. CUNT smiles and moves away.
CUNT stuffs the takedown attempt from Rassman. Rassman gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Raffik Rassman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CUNT clinches up against the cage.
CUNT breaks the clinch.
CUNT moves into range and clinches up with Rassman.
CUNT lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice body punch from CUNT - that landed with a thud.
A nice left hand lands by CUNT.
Rassman goes for a takedown attempt but CUNT pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Rassman looks for a takedown but CUNT sprawls well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CUNT has taken the fight to the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CUNT wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rassman jumps guard and drags CUNT to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
CUNT has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Rassman to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! CUNT is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Rassman pulls down on the head and he's put CUNT to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Raffik Rassman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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