PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tike Myson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Onne Gymhaarlem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Onne Gymhaarlem was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Myson
vs
Gymhaarlem

180 cm
26
265 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

204 cm
24
285 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Likes comics

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Tike Myson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Onne Gymhaarlem!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gymhaarlem has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Myson.
Myson tries to clinch but Gymhaarlem moves away
and Gymhaarlem counters with an inside leg kick.
Gymhaarlem avoids the head kick by Myson.
Gymhaarlem looks to throw the jab but Myson is out of range.
Gymhaarlem has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Gymhaarlem throws a looping overhand right but Myson ducks down to avoid it.
Gymhaarlem lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Myson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gymhaarlem feints and then cracks Myson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Myson down.
Gymhaarlem stuffs the takedown.
Myson is breathing heavily.
Gymhaarlem lands a brutal head kick. Myson looks out on his feet and Gymhaarlem throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Onne Gymhaarlem!
A relieved looking Onne Gymhaarlem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.