PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Goring (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cabbage Patch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patch comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Stormtrooper-Pepper kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Goring
vs
Patch

198 cm
26
270 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

189 cm
26
281 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Red Hand Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hanz Goring !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cabbage Patch!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, John Kavanagh and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goring swings widly with a right hand

and Patch counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

Goring looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Patch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Patch chips away with some ground and pound.

Patch drops back looking for a leg! Goring is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Goring manages to kick Patch off! Patch jumps back into Goring 's guard.

Goring looking for a guillotine here but Patch defends easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goring keeping moving, preventing Patch from controlling successfully.

Patch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Patch distracts Goring with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Patch lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Patch is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patch trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Goring can't keep his opponent in guard - Patch advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

Patch is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Goring looking for submissions off his back.
Patch lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Goring is looking to improve his position.

Patch is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Patch moves into full mount! Goring won't be happy about that!
Goring sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Goring looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Patch has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Goring tries to get to full guard but Patch has control of the leg.

Goring actively working from the bottom here.
Patch is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Goring !
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Patch looking to control but Goring is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Goring regains half guard.
Patch working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Goring looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Patch seems to be looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Goring looking for a kimura from the bottom but Patch passes into side control!
Goring is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patch lands some shots froms side control.
Patch in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Patch scoring with punches from side control.

Patch is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Goring is trying to escape and Patch transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Goring is forced to tap! Nice work there by Patch! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Cabbage Patch!
Cabbage Patch decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.