PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Growwoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stone Kirby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kirby has chosen eye of the tiger as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Growwoo
vs
Kirby

205 cm
30
215 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

188 cm
28
224 lbs
13 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remy Growwoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Stone Kirby!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Growwoo clinches up with Kirby and pushes him back against the cage.
Kirby lands a body punch.
Kirby blocks an elbow strike from Growwoo.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kirby.
Kirby swings wildly with an uppercut but Growwoo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Growwoo can't find room to land a body shot as Kirby controls the action.
Kirby throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Growwoo tries a knee to the head but Kirby blocks it.
Growwoo blocks an elbow strike.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Kirby lands an uppercut.
Kirby comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Remy Growwoo has been cut.
Kirby lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kirby misses with a body punch.
Kirby lands a damaging elbow.
Growwoo trying to land knees to the body.
Kirby is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kirby pushes off an throws an elbow but Growwoo leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Growwoo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kirby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kirby scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Growwoo lands with a right to the head.
Kirby lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Growwoo avoiding damage as Kirby throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirby lands a left hand that snaps the head of Growwoo backwards.
Growwoo managing to block the knees to the body from Kirby.
Kirby lands a damaging elbow.
A short right from Kirby.
Kirby lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Remy Growwoo's cut is getting worse.
Kirby works on Growwoo's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kirby.
Growwoo misses with a body punch.
Kirby lands a body punch.
Growwoo is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kirby managing to block the knees to the body from Growwoo.
Growwoo with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Growwoo takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kirby lands an elbow that stopped Growwoo in his tracks for a moment.
Growwoo blocks an elbow strike.
Kirby lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Growwoo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Growwoo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kirby avoids it.
Kirby misses with a hook to the ribs.
Growwoo dodges an elbow strike from Kirby.
Kirby lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Remy Growwoo's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Growwoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo blocks an elbow strike.
Kirby presses Growwoo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kirby throws an elbow but it misses.
Kirby working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Jeez, Remy Growwoo's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Kirby swings wildly with an uppercut but Growwoo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kirby throws an elbow that misses.
Growwoo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kirby.
Kirby on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kirby tries to land knees in the clinch but Growwoo avoids the damage to the body.
Kirby lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kirby managing to block the knees to the body from Growwoo.
Growwoo takes a shot to the head.
Growwoo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Growwoo looking to stall.
Growwoo with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Growwoo wants to stall.
Kirby comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Remy Growwoo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Stone Kirby!
Stone Kirby seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.