PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damien ONeill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kakka Parta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parta has chosen Slipknot - Psychosocial as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Damien ONeill has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Damien ONeill seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

ONeill
vs
Parta

205 cm
29
288 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

198 cm
22
245 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Damien ONeill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kakka Parta!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parta tries to clinch up but ONeill circles away and keeps his distance.
Parta throws a right hand that misses
and ONeill counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Parta throws a looping overhand right but ONeill ducks down to avoid it.
ONeill thuds a left hand into Parta's body.
Parta blocks a jab.
Parta throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
ONeill scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parta doesn't seem bothered though.
ONeill keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Parta throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
ONeill blocks a jab.
A big right from ONeill misses.
ONeill takes a swing at Parta's ribcage but misses.
ONeill works Parta's body with a nice hook.
ONeill keeps the fight on the outside.
ONeill fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Parta looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Parta throws a looping overhand right but ONeill ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from ONeill. Parta does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ONeill uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parta.
ONeill ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
ONeill swings away with a body shot that misses
and Parta connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Parta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract ONeill.
Parta moves out of range of the strikes.
ONeill takes a swing at Parta's ribcage but misses.
Parta takes a swing at ONeill's ribcage but misses.
ONeill with a jab.
ONeill uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parta.
Parta lands a straight punch to the body, keeping ONeill at a distance.

Parta clinches.
Parta swings away with an uppercut that misses.

ONeill breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parta thumps ONeill with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
ONeill avoids the head kick by Parta.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Parta scores with a four punch combination!
Parta slips under a jab.
Parta comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
ONeill throws a body punch but Parta moves out of range.
ONeill uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Parta.
Parta misses with a few strikes there.
ONeill misses with an uppercut.
ONeill lands a nice hook to Parta's body. Parta takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A jab lands there for Parta.
Parta throws a jab but it's blocked by ONeill.
Parta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from ONeill.
Parta ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Parta doesn't manage to clinch there - ONeill circles away.
ONeill with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ONeill looks to score with a jab to the body but Parta is just out of range.
ONeill misses the shot to the body.
ONeill swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parta throws a nice outside leg kick.
Parta looks to score with a jab to the body but ONeill is just out of range.
Parta moves forwards but ONeill connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Parta throws a poor cross that misses
and ONeill counters with a nice body shot.
Parta lands with a kick to the temple. ONeill shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Damien ONeill has been cut.
Parta looks to land a right hand but ONeill moved out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
ONeill uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parta.

Parta closes the distance and pushes ONeill back into the cage.
A body shot lands from Parta.
ONeill prevents a body shot from Parta.
ONeill tries to circle away but Parta has him pinned against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parta.
A right hand to the body from Parta.
Parta misses with a hook from the clinch.
ONeill is trying to break free.
Parta goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parta is struggling to control the position.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Parta.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parta fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by ONeill.
Parta working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kakka Parta dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Damien ONeill's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Good exchange - Parta coming out on top.
ONeill swings for the body but Parta moves out of range.
Parta wants to land a leg kick but ONeill is out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for ONeill.
Parta throws the kick towards the body but ONeill avoids it.
ONeill connects with a body shot.
Parta misses with a wild body shot.
ONeill scores with a jab to the body.
Parta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parta is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
ONeill misses with a hook
and ONeill takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
ONeill takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parta connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
ONeill takes a swing at Parta's ribcage but misses.

Parta closes the distance and pushes ONeill back into the cage.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Parta. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Parta throws a punch but it's blocked by ONeill.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parta throws a punch but it's blocked by ONeill.

ONeill escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Parta on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Parta looks for the body kick but ONeill saw that one coming.
Parta lands a jab.
Parta works the jab nicely.

Parta forces ONeill back against the cage and clinches.
Parta misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parta is stalling here.
Parta lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Parta.
ONeill can't break the clinch.
Parta tries to work over ONeill's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
ONeill wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Parta has him pressed against the cage.
Parta throws a punch but it's blocked by ONeill.
Parta misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parta swings away with an uppercut that misses.
ONeill has had enough of the clinch but Parta keeps him there for the moment.
ONeill is trying to push Parta away but Parta has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Parta tries a body shot but ONeill blocks it.
The referee is keeping an eye on Parta - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on Parta's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Parta lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Parta misses with some punches.
Parta misses with the head strike.
Parta misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parta misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by ONeill.
Parta tries a body shot but ONeill blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parta throws a punch but it's blocked by ONeill.
Parta scores with a shot to the side of ONeill's head.
Parta is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Parta misses with a hook from the clinch.
ONeill has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
ONeill is trying to break free.
ONeill wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

ONeill pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parta lands with a right hand.
Parta pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kakka Parta showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Damien ONeill's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Parta plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
ONeill takes a swing at Parta's ribcage but misses.
Parta tries to clinch there but ONeill circles away.
Nice body punch from ONeill.
ONeill just misses with a punch to the body.
ONeill slips a straight right by Parta.
Parta lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A swing and a miss from Parta.
Parta fails with an attempt to clinch.
ONeill lands a really nice looking cross but Parta seems unphased.
ONeill connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This has been an exciting period of action!
ONeill ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parta moves away.
Parta staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from ONeill. Parta does a little dance to reset his feet.
ONeill is looking to wear down Parta with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
ONeill connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parta loads up on a big right hand but ONeill slips the punch.
Parta tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. ONeill manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
ONeill scores with a shot to the body.
Parta moves out of range of the strikes.
ONeill feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Partas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
ONeill lands with a right hand.
ONeill slips under a jab.
ONeill lands a right hook to the body.
Parta misses with an uppercut. ONeill saw that one coming.
ONeill connects with a body shot.
Parta on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
ONeill is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parta swinging wildly here.
The crowd cheers as ONeill lands an impressive looking overhand right. Parta doesn't seem phased though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ONeill misses the jab.
ONeill misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parta.
ONeill dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kakka Parta seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This has been an exciting period of action!
ONeill lands with an overhand left.
Parta throws a leg kick that misses.
ONeill lands a head shot.
ONeill moves out of range of the strikes.
A slapping leg kick lands for Parta.
Parta ducks down and throws a hook to the body but ONeill moves away.
ONeill keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parta.
ONeill avoids the body shot from Parta.
ONeill misses the shot to the body.
ONeill keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parta scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from ONeill.
ONeill throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
ONeill connects with the punch.
ONeill misses with a wild body shot.
Decent striking displayed by ONeill there.
ONeill throws out a powerful jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parta. ONeill does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parta misses with a few strikes there.
ONeill wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Parta looks to land a right hand but ONeill moved out of range.
ONeill misses with a shot to the body
and Parta counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Parta fakes a jab and throws a low kick but ONeill checks it well.
ONeill fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parta manages to avoid it.
Parta misses with a looping left.
Damien ONeill has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parta misses with a looping left.
ONeill uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parta looks to land a body kick but ONeill moved away.
ONeill moves forwards but Parta connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Parta uses good head movement to avoid the hook from ONeill.
Parta scores with a body shot.
ONeill lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
An inside leg kick from Parta misses.
Parta throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
ONeill with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parta ducks under a wild hook from ONeill.
Parta staying out of range there.
ONeill throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parta lands a glancing blow to the side of ONeill's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Damien ONeill.
Well Parta has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kakka Parta!
Kakka Parta decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.