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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between BIFF BUPHALICIOUS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Morrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BUPHALICIOUS's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Meet the Monster by Five Finger Death Punch. BIFF BUPHALICIOUS has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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265 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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187 cm
21
240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, BIFF BUPHALICIOUS!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hulk Morrison!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BUPHALICIOUS walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Morrison lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
BUPHALICIOUS is rocked!
Morrison throws a big shot that misses.
Oh BUPHALICIOUS is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
BUPHALICIOUS drops Morrison with a huge uppercut! Morrison drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. BUPHALICIOUS is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). BIFF BUPHALICIOUS!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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