PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kirk Boon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norris's entrance music is Kryptonite. A fine choice. Boon is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Who are you? Come on, goodbye!. Kirk Boon acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Norris
vs
Boon

182 cm
24
147 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

150 cm
31
130 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

TWGC Champion
Brawler
Powerful

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kirk Boon!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boon shoots in but Norris avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice uppercut there from Norris.
Kirk Boon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boon needs to keep his hands up - Norris had a free shot at his head there.
Boon shoots in for a takedown but Norris shows good takedown defense.
Crunch! Norris slams his shin into Boon's torso.
Boon fails with a takedown attempt.
Chuck Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kirk Boon.
Boon on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Norris really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boon drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Norris darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Norris misses with a jab, cross combination.

Boon drives through with a takedown into Norris's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

Boon drops back looking for a leg! Norris is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Norris manages to kick Boon off! Boon jumps back into Norris's guard.

Boon is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Norris is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Norris has escaped and now he's on top!

Boon looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris wants to pass the guard but Boon is keeping the position.
Norris pushing down on Boon's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Boon is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Norris pulls his head out easily.

Boon actively working from the bottom here.

Boon looking for submissions off his back.
Norris with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

Boon looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Boon looking for submissions off his back.
Norris slows the pace down in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Boon looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boon is looking to improve his position.
Norris wants to stand up but Boon has a hold of him and won't allow it.

Boon looking for submissions off his back.

Norris stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Norris slaps away a takedown attempt from Boon, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Boon shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Norris as he avoids it easily.
Boon with a lazy takedown attempt
and Norris counters with a nice body kick.
Boon looks winded!

Norris clinches up against the cage.
Norris scores with a shot to the side of Boon's head.
Boon misses with a punch on the inside.
Boon misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Norris.
Norris lands a left hand.

Boon is rocked!
Norris swings wildly with an uppercut but Boon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boon is still on wobbly legs! Can Norris finish him?
Norris has a couple of punches blocked by Boon.
Boon blocks an uppercut.
Boon blocks an uppercut.
Boon blocking some punches.
Norris swings wildly with an uppercut but Boon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Norris misses with the head strike.
Norris throws a punch but it's blocked by Boon.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boon blocking some punches.
Norris content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Norris throws a punch but it's blocked by Boon.
Norris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Norris.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Norris.
Norris swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Norris has a couple of punches blocked by Boon.
Norris swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boon seems to have recovered his senses.
Norris makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Norris.
Boon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Norris avoiding damage.
Boon throws a punch but it's blocked by Norris.
Norris blocking some punches.
Boon blocks a body shot from Norris.
Boon throws a head punch that misses.
Boon has a couple of punches blocked by Norris.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short uppercut from Norris.
Norris scores with a shot to the side of Boon's head.
Norris creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Boon's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Boon drops to his knees and Norris pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Norris!
After winning the bout, Chuck Norris thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.