PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bull Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gump has chosen Fucking Hostile - Pantera as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dog
vs
Gump

200 cm
25
280 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

200 cm
26
272 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bull Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bubba Gump!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gump throws out a loose jab but Dog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gump scores with a body shot.
Gump loads up on a big right hand but Dog slips the punch.
Dog thows a body shot but no joy.
Gump displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dog throws out the jab.
Dog scores with a sloppy right hand. Gump should have avoided that one.
Gump comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dog throws a hook but Gump avoids it easily.
Gump jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gump takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dog is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gump needs to keep his hands up - Dog had a free shot at his head there.
Gump jabs Dog right on the nose. Dog blinks but takes it well.
Dog misses with a body shot.
Dog misses with a looping right.
Gump tests Dog's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gump fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dog looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dog throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dog fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gump lands with an uppercut that bounces Dog off the cage and back into range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog stuffs the takedown.
Gump takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gump is looking to clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Gump.
Bull Dog is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A lazy left from Dog finds it's target.
Gump slips under a jab from Dog.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dog thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gump uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dog.
A nice combination there by Dog.
Dog misses with an uppercut. Gump saw that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dog scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Gump clinches.
Gump lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gump is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Gump lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gump.

Dog pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dog stuns Gump with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dog uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gump.
Dog closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Gump throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gump moves away from the strike by Dog.
Nice cross by Gump.
Gump lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dog takes a swing at Gump's ribcage but misses.
Gump drops Dog with a huge uppercut! Dog drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Gump is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubba Gump!
Bubba Gump made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp cocktail, shrimp fritters, shrimp gumbo, shrimp scampi...'.