PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ares Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hail Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Daniels
vs
Hitler

200 cm
25
250 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

186 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Hates pizza

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ares Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hail Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Daniels counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Daniels blocks a body shot from Hitler.
Daniels lands with a short shot to the head.

It looks like Hail Hitler has been cut.
Hitler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Daniels is defending well for now.
Daniels taking a breather.
Daniels lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hitler trying to land knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Daniels.
Daniels lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Daniels changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hitler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Daniels drops his hands momentarily and Hitler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hitler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Daniels manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hitler wants to clinch up but Daniels keeps it at a distance.
Hitler avoids the body shot from Daniels.
Daniels slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels scores with a hook.
Hitler tries to clinch but Daniels is having none of it.
Daniels pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Daniels.

Daniels moves into the clinch.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hitler has eaten all the pies!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hitler is trying to break the clinch but Daniels has him pressed against the cage.
Daniels utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Hitler looks winded!
Daniels lands with a light punch inside.
Hitler takes an elbow to the temple.
Daniels with a knee to the head.
Daniels lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Hail Hitler's cut even more.
Daniels is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Daniels pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hitler gets tackled into the cage by Daniels. Daniels maintains the clinch.
Hitler jumps guard but Daniels stands there with Hitler around his waist. Hitler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Daniels makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hitler looking to stall.
Daniels is looking for a takedown.
Daniels stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Daniels pushes Hitler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Daniels displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hitler up against the cage.

Daniels pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hitler wants to clinch up but Daniels keeps it at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Daniels lands a left and a right that send Hitler crashing to the mat, dazed. Daniels thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Hitler is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Daniels lands a big right hand that sends Hitler crashing to the mat! Daniels stays standing though and waves Hitler back to his feet!
Hitler is still on wobbly legs! Can Daniels finish him?

The cut above Hail Hitler's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Daniels and Hitler are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Daniels throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Hitler into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Daniels knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ares Daniels!