PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Notsag Tnarffous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sludge Guts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guts has chosen "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Tnarffous
vs
Guts

184 cm
18
300 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

215 cm
21
298 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Notsag Tnarffous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sludge Guts!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Dean Styles and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tnarffous shoots in but no luck this time.
Tnarffous shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Guts as he jumps to the side.
Tnarffous misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Notsag Tnarffous. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tnarffous tries for a takedown but Guts sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Tnarffous changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Guts tries to avoid it but Tnarffous manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Guts to the ground. Guts escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Tnarffous tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Guts swivels and escapes.

Guts scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Guts tries to stand and escape but Tnarffous is controlling the position.
Tnarffous moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Guts trying to control the position from guard on top but Tnarffous is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Guts looks gassed!
Tnarffous can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Guts controls the pace.
Guts stopping the sweep attempt from Tnarffous.
Tnarffous is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guts keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

Tnarffous is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Tnarffous has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Tnarffous forces the positional change into back control.

Tnarffous is looking for the choke from the back position but Guts is controlling his hands well.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Tnarffous has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Guts is defending well but eventually Tnarffous manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Guts has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Notsag Tnarffous!