PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bulk Bogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi comes to the cage accompanied by Top dog feat. Chuck Norris. Bulk Bogan looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Uzi
vs
Bogan

203 cm
35
278 lbs
19 - 12 - 0

190 cm
38
275 lbs
32 - 26 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Bulk Bogan!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bogan swats away the attempt to clinch by Uzi.

Bogan drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Uzi is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Uzi is trying to control the position but Bogan postures up.
Uzi is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Uzi is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Bogan blocks an uppercut.
Uzi makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Uzi has a couple of punches blocked by Bogan.
Uzi connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Bulk Bogan has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Uzi drops Bogan with a big knee straight up the middle! Bogan is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Kalle Uzi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bogan looks winded!
Bogan shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Uzi defends it nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some wild striking there from Bogan.
Bogan ducks into an uppercut from Uzi and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kalle Uzi!
A relieved looking Kalle Uzi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.