PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cassit Heiluu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heiluu's entrance music is Kerrankin Tarpeekseen. A fine choice. Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Ron Jeremy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Heiluu
vs
Jeremy

176 cm
29
153 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

175 cm
30
145 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Fast

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cassit Heiluu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Heiluu counters with a good low kick that Jeremy was not able to check.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jeremy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jeremy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
Jeremy shoots in for a double leg but Heiluu sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jeremy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Heiluu eats them both and turns towards Jeremy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Jeremy tries to bum rush Heiluu with a series of wild strikes but Heiluu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Heiluu fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Heiluu lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Heiluu.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Jeremy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A shot to the body from Jeremy misses
and Heiluu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Heiluu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Heiluu.
A shot to the liver by Jeremy. Beautiful body shot.

Jeremy decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Heiluu works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heiluu keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.

Heiluu looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Heiluu avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jeremy is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Heiluu has his feet on Jeremy's thighs here. He's pushed Jeremy off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Jeremy screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Cassit Heiluu!
Cassit Heiluu made sure to mention his sponsor, Dynamic Nutrition $35 159 Recovery in his post fight interview.