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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Corporate Slave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Gold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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217 lbs
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223 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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ADCC Champion
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Corporate Slave!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Gold!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gold throws an off balance right hand
and Slave counters with a nice uppercut.
Slave on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Gold throws a jab but it's blocked by Slave.
Slave lands a really nice looking cross but Gold seems unphased.
Gold moves out of range of the strikes.
Slave throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gold misses the shot to the body.
Slave tries to clinch but Gold moves out of range.
Slave swings for the body but Gold moves out of range.
Slave is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slave fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gold manages to avoid it.
Slave lands a jab to Gold's midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gold throws a nice outside leg kick.
Slave scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Gold throws a head kick but Slave moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gold throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slave moves out of range as Gold strikes.
Corporate Slave seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gold looks to score with a jab to the body but Slave is just out of range.
Slave is looking to wear down Gold with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Gold throws a head kick that misses.
Slave swings for the body but Gold moves out of range.
Gold tries a head kick but it misses.
Good shot there by Slave.
Gold wants to land a leg kick but Slave is out of range.
Slave checks a leg kick.
Gold scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slave scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slave takes a swing at Gold's ribcage but misses.
Slave ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gold moves away.
Slave scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gold doesn't seem bothered though.
Gold closes this distance looking for a takedown but Slave circles away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slave misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Slave - just one landing.
Slave tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gold was well out of range. Poor timing from Slave.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slave looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gold swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slave misses with a straight left.
Gold throws an off balance right hand
and Slave counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Slave looks to score with a jab to the body but Gold is just out of range.
Slave tries to clinch but Gold moves out of range.
Slave rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gold counters with a straight right hand.
Slave fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gold takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slave throws out a powerful jab.
Slave rushes Gold and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Gold gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Gold trying to pass the guard but Slave defending well.
Slave is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Slave is looking for a sweep. Gold is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Gold seems to be working for a kimura but Slave defends the submission attempt.
Gold is pressing down on Slave's thigh, looking to free his foot. Slave is holding on for now.
Slave has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Gold is working away from the top position though.
Slave wants to get back to full guard.
Slave is looking to control Gold's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Slave avoid being mounted?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slave is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gold sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Slave defending well though.
Slave trying to control but Gold postures up.
Gold tries to pass the half guard into mount. Slave knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Slave trying to control but Gold postures up.
Corporate Slave has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Slave connects with a body shot that sends Gold's belly button to the back.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gold thows a body shot but no joy.
Gold blocks a jab.
Slave throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Corporate Slave dominated that round.
That's time! Slave's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Slave fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Gold, pushing him back against the cage.
Slave swings wildly with an uppercut but Gold uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Slave blocking some punches.
Slave digs a right hand into Gold's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Gold's gas tank.
Gold wants to break the clinch but can't.
Slave lands a body shot.
Slave is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Gold blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Gold scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Slave just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gold's brow.
Slave just leaning against Gold, taking a breather.
A short left from Slave.
Slave lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gold looking to stall.
Slave scores with a shoulder strike.
Slave is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gold's elbow.
Gold jumps guard and drags Slave to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Gold wants to sweep but no luck.
Slave looking to pass the guard.
Gold looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Slave stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gold swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Gold wants to improve his position but instead Slave has moved into half guard.
Slave seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Gold does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Slave is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Slave is keen to just control but Gold is a slippery customer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slave trying to mount his opponent but Gold defends it.
Slave prevents Gold from improving his position.
Slave perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Corporate Slave just wasn't active enough.
Slave uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gold.
Gold throws a sloppy head kick and Slave moves out of range easily.
Slave scores with a nice strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slave pushes Gold up against the cage in a clinch.
Slave goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slave just leaning against Gold, taking a breather.
Slave tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gold's elbow.
Slave is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Slave lands a nice uppercut.
Gold misses with the head strike.
Gold tries to circle away but Slave has him pinned against the cage.
Slave comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Slave.
Gold escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A slow jab from Slave misses its intended target.
Slave gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Gold to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Slave looking to control.
Gold is working Slave over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Slave wants to improve his position but instead Gold has moved into half guard.
Gold missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Gold is thwarting Slave's attempts to control the position.
Slave holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slave is looking to escape.
Slave is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gold trying to control from half guard but Slave is working away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gold missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Gold is trying to control the action in half guard but Slave is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Slave gets full guard.
Gold throws a big elbow that misses.
Gold tries to free his leg and advance position but Slave is retaining full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gold wants to get up but he can't break Slave's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slave is pulling down on Gold's head to control his posture.
Gold trying to control the position from guard on top but Slave is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Corporate Slave dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Slave ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gold moves away.
Slave just misses with a punch to the body.
Slave lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Gold at a distance.
Slave moves out of range as Gold throws a body kick.
Gold keeps the fight on the outside.
Slave looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Gold waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slave.
Slave with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gold misses the jab.
Gold throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gold.
Slave scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slave is looking to clinch but Gold is avoiding it.
Slave tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gold takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A jab from Gold does it's job there.
Slave is looking to clinch but Gold is avoiding it.
Slave darts in and clinches Gold up against the cage.
Gold tries to break free but Slave pushes him back against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Corporate Slave has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch on the inside from Slave fails to land.
Slave lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Slave takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Gold breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gold moves out of range as Slave strikes.
Slave tries to clinch but Gold moves away
enabling Gold to counter with a crisp jab.
Corporate Slave is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gold swings widly with a right hand
and Slave counters with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slave takes a swing at Gold's ribcage but misses.
Gold displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slave throws out the jab.
Slave moves out of range as Gold strikes.
Slave throws a jab but it's blocked by Gold.
Slave tries to clinch up.
Slave lands a jab to Gold's midsection.
Slave throws a hook but Gold blocks it.
Slave blocks the body kick.
Gold doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Gold cracks a nice hook into Slave's ribs.
Gold takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gold takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slave thows a body shot but no joy.
Gold throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slave.
Slave moves in looking to clinch but Gold pushes him off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gold pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slave lands with an overhand left.
Gold looks to throw the jab but Slave is out of range.
Slave lands a body shot.
Corporate Slave is winning the standup battle so far.
Gold tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slave rushes Gold and presses him up against the cage.
Slave goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gold presses Slave against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Gold lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gold fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Gold blocks a body shot from Slave.
Slave lands an elbow that stopped Gold in his tracks for a moment.
A short left from Slave.
Gold lands an uppercut.
Mr Gold has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gold avoiding damage as Slave throws knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gold has had enough of the clinch but Slave keeps him there for the moment.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slave.
Slave lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slave missing with knees to the body.
Gold can't find room to land a body shot as Slave controls the action.
Gold lands a right hand.
Gold misses with a body punch.
Gold avoids a wild elbow strike from Slave.
Gold misses with the head strike.
Corporate Slave is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Slave lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gold throws a head punch that misses.
Gold misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Slave just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gold's brow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slave misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slave blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Slave.
A short right from Gold on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
Corporate Slave showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Slave, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Corporate Slave!
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energy
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hype
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