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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Onizuka Stresemann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan comes to the cage accompanied by Real American. Stresemann has chosen Takashi Sorimachi - Poison as his entrance music. Hulk Hogan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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258 lbs
46 - 26 - 0 |
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224 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
46 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Onizuka Stresemann!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stresemann gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hogan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stresemann misses with a looping left.
Sloppy strikes from Stresemann. Those never looked like landing.
Stresemann fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stresemann scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hogan wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stresemann tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hogan knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Stresemann is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Hogan doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Stresemann.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stresemann wants to control but Hogan is keeping him busy.
Hogan on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hogan tries to get out of the position.
Stresemann seems to be looking for submissions.
Hogan is refusing to be controlled, as Stresemann sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Stresemann takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Stresemann thows a huge punch but Hogan dodges it nicely.
Hogan won't allow Stresemann to pass to mount.
Stresemann is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Stresemann thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hogan's head.
Stresemann throwing shots but Hogan is blocking nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stresemann throwing shots but Hogan is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan wants to get back to full guard.
Stresemann thows a huge punch but Hogan dodges it nicely.
Stresemann works his way into full mount!
Stresemann throws some wild stikes that Hogan manages to avoid easily.
Stresemann thowing shots but they're missing.
Hogan is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stresemann working the ground and pound effectively.
Stresemann thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Stresemann looking to secure an arm triangle but Hogan defends it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stresemann wants to control the pace but Hogan is squirming around nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Onizuka Stresemann dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Stresemann misses with an uppercut. Hogan saw that one coming.
Stresemann is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hogan.
Hogan dips to his left and cracks Stresemann with an uppercut!
Stresemann darts in and clinches Hogan up against the cage.
Stresemann decides to pull guard.
Hogan avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Stresemann is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hogan defends well.
Hogan wants to control from the top but Stresemann keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stresemann working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hogan doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Stresemann is tightening it up a little... Hogan has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Hogan reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Hogan taps out! Nice BJJ there by Stresemann!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Onizuka Stresemann!
After the fight, Onizuka Stresemann was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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