PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boxcar Willie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long John Beardhook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beardhook has chosen Seamus as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Willie
vs
John Beardhook

190 cm
32
280 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

205 cm
30
277 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

CRAZY COW Co. (Q158)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Boxcar Willie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Long John Beardhook!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beardhook throws a sloppy head kick and Willie moves out of range easily.
Beardhook lands with a nice body kick.
Beardhook dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Willie is breathing heavily.
Good exchange - Beardhook coming out on top.

It looks like Boxcar Willie has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beardhook cracks the inside of Willie's front leg.
Beardhook drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Willie right on the button. Willie goes down! Beardhook follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Beardhook gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Long John Beardhook!
A relieved looking Long John Beardhook thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.