PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ralph Oh Wow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and peter kalinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oh Wow kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is tv on the radio- staring at the sun. The crowd seem to be enjoying kalinski's choice of entrance music: ruska pesma. peter kalinski has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Oh Wow
vs
kalinski

194 cm
21
278 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
250 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Strike & Submit Clothing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ralph Oh Wow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, peter kalinski!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from kalinski.
kalinski is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
kalinski throws a nice outside leg kick.
kalinski misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from kalinski misses.
kalinski avoids the head kick by Oh Wow.
kalinski staying out of range there.
Oh Wow dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on kalinski. That did some damage!
kalinski wants to clinch up but Oh Wow keeps it at a distance.
Oh Wow throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck kalinski on the side of the head.
kalinski misses with a few strikes there.
kalinski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
kalinski tries to clinch but Oh Wow moves out of range.
kalinski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oh Wow moves in looking to clinch but kalinski pushes him off.
kalinski throws a leg kick that is checked
and Oh Wow counters with a good low kick that kalinski was not able to check.

That's one minute gone in the round.
kalinski throws the left hand but Oh Wow avoids the punch easily.
kalinski throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
peter kalinski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
kalinski throws a leg kick
and Oh Wow counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
kalinski looks gassed!
kalinski misses with a double jab
and Oh Wow counters with a nice uppercut.
kalinski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
peter kalinski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oh Wow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oh Wow could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Oh Wow tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Wow throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
kalinski throws a body kick the misses
and Oh Wow counters with a head kick.
kalinski swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Oh Wow counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
kalinski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A combination from kalinski does no damage.
Oh Wow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from kalinski does no damage.
kalinski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oh Wow doesn't seem bothered though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
kalinski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oh Wow blocks a leg kick.
Oh Wow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from kalinski.
A head kick by Oh Wow misses
and kalinski counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Oh Wow is lucky that one didn't land flush.
kalinski throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Oh Wow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oh Wow tries to bum rush kalinski with a series of wild strikes but kalinski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Oh Wow throws a front kick aimed at kalinski's knee but kalinski avoids it well.
kalinski looks to clinch
and Oh Wow counters with a nice body kick.
kalinski throws a head kick that misses.
Oh Wow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
kalinski keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Oh Wow avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
kalinski throws a head kick that misses
and Oh Wow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oh Wow is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Oh Wow shoots in looking for a takedown. kalinski tries to sprawl out of it but Oh Wow keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. kalinski manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
kalinski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Oh Wow swats him away and circles back towards the center.
kalinski misses with a double jab.
Oh Wow sizes up kalinski with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Oh Wow tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Wow misses with a takedown attempt - kalinski sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ralph Oh Wow. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
kalinski throws a series of punches but Oh Wow moves out of range.
Oh Wow throws a lazy head kick
and kalinski counters with a stiff right hand.
kalinski swinging wilding here.
kalinski wants to clinch.
kalinski connects with a nice cross there... Oh Wow is looking wobbly and kalinski recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Oh Wow to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - kalinski jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). peter kalinski!