PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Garnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumina Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sato has chosen Call to prayer of islam as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Garnett
vs
Sato

186 cm
29
182 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

185 cm
29
175 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Kevin Garnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Rumina Sato!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Atkins and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sato throws a lazy right hand but Garnett sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Garnett throws a hook to the side of Sato's head but Sato sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rumina Sato seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garnett swings for the body but Sato moves out of range.
Sato throws a leg kick that is checked
and Garnett counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Garnett misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sato.
Sato feints and then cracks Garnett's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Garnett down.
Garnett takes one on the button.
Garnett cracks the inside of Sato's front leg.
Sato throws a leg kick that misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sato.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sato.
Sato misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sato misses with a straight right.
Sato misses with an uppercut.
Garnett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sato was well out of range. Poor timing from Garnett.
Sato lands a nice hook to Garnett's body. Garnett takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garnett throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sato lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato wants to land a leg kick but Garnett is out of range.
Sato tried to score with a low kick but Garnett checks it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sato darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Garnett explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Garnett scores with a leg kick.
Garnett jabs Sato right on the nose. Sato blinks but takes it well.
Sato connects with a high kick.
Garnett avoids the body shot from Sato.
Sato connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Garnett's hands.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Garnett.
Sato takes a swing at Garnett's ribcage but misses.
Sato attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Sato tries to land a leg kick but Garnett saw it coming and moves away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Garnett jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Garnett lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett thumps Sato with a low kick.
Garnett throws a lazy right hand but Sato sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Garnett misses the target.
Garnett throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Garnett.
Sato jabs Garnett right on the nose. Garnett blinks but takes it well.
Garnett throws a head kick but Sato moves out of range.
Garnett shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sato throws a shot from downtown. Garnett moves away and avoids it.
Sato thows a leg kick but Garnett checks it
enabling Garnett to counter with a crisp jab.
Garnett scores with a nice right hand.
Sato misses with a looping right.
Garnett fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sato has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sato misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sato throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sato blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett misses with a body kick.
Sato scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sato swinging wildly here.
Sato misses with a hook. Garnett ducked under it nicely.
Sato throws a jab when Garnett was well out of range.
Sato misses with an uppercut.
Sato lands a nice hook to Garnett's body. Garnett takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sato jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Sato.
Garnett takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Garnett punishes Sato's body with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Sato misses the target.
Garnett connects with a body shot that sends Sato's belly button to the back.
Garnett goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garnett with a hook.
A solid leg kick lands there for Garnett.
Garnett lands a leg kick that knocks Sato off balance momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garnett throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Garnett slips under a jab from Sato.
Good work by Sato as he checks the leg kick.
Garnett takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sato uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Garnett throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sato lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A jab from Sato finds it's way through Garnett's defenses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Garnett is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Garnett looks to land a right hand but Sato moved out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Sato. That snapped Garnett's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rumina Sato dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Garnett just misses with a punch to the body.
Sato gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Sato swings for the body but Garnett moves out of range.
Sato takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Garnett avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Garnett misses with the combination.
Garnett avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sato throws a low kick but Garnett avoids it.
Garnett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sato sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sato misses with a looping left.
Sato uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garnett.
Sato throws the left hand but Garnett avoids the punch easily.
Sato cracks Garnett with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sato looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato misses with a kick to the body.
Garnett throws a push kick but Sato slaps the foot to one side.
Sato connects with the punch.
Sato takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Garnett cracks Sato with a right hand to the side of the head.
Garnett misses with a looping right.
Sato loads up on a big right hand but Garnett slips the punch.
Sato scores with a nice head shot.
Sato looks to throw a body kick
and Garnett counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A jab from Sato misses.
Garnett swings for the body but Sato moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Garnett misses the target.
Sato throws an off balance right hand
and Garnett counters with a nice leg kick.
Sato on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sato lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Garnett at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sato throws a hook but Garnett avoids it easily.
Garnett avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Garnett looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Garnett throws a shot from downtown. Sato moves away and avoids it.
Garnett throws a jab when Sato was well out of range.
Garnett ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.
Garnett misses with a straight right.
Garnett jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sato throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Garnett connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sato. Sato circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A slow jab from Garnett misses its intended target.
Garnett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sato swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sato chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Garnett scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Garnett throws a body punch but Sato moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sato is out of range and Garnett settles back down.
Garnett blocks a low kick nicely.
Sato misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Garnett to counter with a crisp jab.
Garnett tries to clinch but Sato is having none of it.
Garnett misses with a straight right.
Sato throws the left hand but Garnett avoids the punch easily.
Garnett misses with a kick to the body.
Garnett uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sato.
Good leg kick by Sato there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Garnett throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sato looks to land a combination but Garnett avoids it well.
Sato looks to score with a jab to the body but Garnett is just out of range.
Sato lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Garnett takes one on the button.
Garnett with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garnett missing with a left hand there. Sato was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sato connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sato's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sato throws a leg kick but Garnett sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sato scoring well with a low kick there.
Garnett lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Garnett looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sato pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Garnett throws a low kick but Sato avoids it.
Sato takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sato thows a body kick. Garnett tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Garnett scores with a body shot.
Garnett connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sato momentarily.
A lazy body kick from Garnett
and Sato counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kevin Garnett will probably get the nod.
That's time! Garnett's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sato fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Garnett is out of range.
Sato moves out of range of the body kick from Garnett.
That kick from Sato tenderised Garnett's leg. Garnett is trying to keep his angry face on.
Sato will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Garnett displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sato throws out the jab.
Garnett throws out a powerful jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Sato misses the target.
Garnett looks to throw the jab but Sato is out of range.
Sato misses with a leg kick.
Rumina Sato seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sato chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Garnett can pounce on him.
Garnett swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Garnett fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sato manages to avoid it.
Good work by Garnett as he checks the leg kick.
Garnett pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sato ducks under a wild hook from Garnett.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sato manages to avoid it.
Garnett throws a big shot that misses.
Garnett takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sato, right into the meat.
Garnett clobbers Sato with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A clash of legs there as Garnett blocks the low kick.
Sato misses with a low kick as Garnett jumps back.
Sato throws the left hand but Garnett avoids the punch easily.
Sato misses with a lunging right hand
and Garnett counters with a nice uppercut.
Garnett throws a hook to the side of Sato's head but Sato sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sato lands with a nice body punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sato.
Garnett loads up on a big right hand but Sato slips the punch.
A punch combination from Sato misses.
Garnett fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett throws a hook but Sato blocks it.
Garnett lands a really nice looking cross but Sato seems unphased.
Garnett moves out of range of the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Garnett.
Sato lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garnett tries to land a front kick but Sato steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Garnett looks to land a left hand but Sato moved out of range nicely.
Sato scores with a body shot.
Garnett wants to slow Sato down by chopping away at his legs.
Sato lands a nice shot that snaps Garnett's head back.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sato, right into the meat.
Sato closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sato scores with a spinning back kick!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sato moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sato throws a jab when Garnett was well out of range.
Sato shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A big right from Garnett misses.
Garnett lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sato will feel that in the morning.
Garnett lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sato circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Garnett misses with a low kick.
Sato tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters circling - Sato throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sato slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Garnett throws the left hand but Sato avoids the punch easily.
Sato missing with a left hand there. Garnett was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garnett lands a nice looking body shot.
Sato lands a body shot.
Sato tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Garnett is able to avoid easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sato misses with a low kick as Garnett jumps back.
Sato slips a straight right by Garnett.
Sato takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Garnett looks to score with a jab to the body but Sato is just out of range.
Garnett scores with a decent looking hook.
Sato misses with a leg kick
and Garnett counters with a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sato throws a leg kick but Garnett moved away.
Sato bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Garnett looks to land a left hand but Sato moved out of range nicely.
Garnett thows a left - swing and a miss!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sato is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sato lands with an overhand left.
Garnett bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Garnett misses with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Rumina Sato.
Well Sato has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rumina Sato!
Rumina Sato took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Remember, a vote for islam is a vote for retardation.'.