PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Mitchell Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes to the cage accompanied by Hyena- Rancid. Idiot has chosen Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Jones
vs
Idiot

170 cm
25
166 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

180 cm
33
167 lbs
22 - 3 - 0

Excellent boxer
Big heart

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mitchell Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Kenichi Hosakawa and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Idiot cracks Jones with a good jab.
Idiot on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jones. Jones obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice jab there from Idiot.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Idiot misses with a straight left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idiot misses with a body shot.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Idiot.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones slips under a jab.

Jones moves into the clinch.
Jones lands a nice elbow.
Jones blocks a body shot from Idiot.
Idiot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Idiot doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Idiot avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
Jones blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Idiot.
Idiot is working Jones over against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Idiot.

Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jones, right into the meat.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones throws a head kick that half lands.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Idiot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Idiot.
Idiot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Idiot scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones throws a low kick but Idiot avoids it.
Jones throws a right hand that Idiot ducks under and follows up with a left that Idiot also avoids with ease.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Idiot takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idiot scores with a punch to the head.
Idiot lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Jones tries to clinch there but Idiot circles away.
Idiot throws a leg kick that misses.
Idiot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jones throws a series of punches but Idiot avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jones takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Jones is rocked!
Idiot lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Oh Jones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Idiot connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of Jones's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked Jones - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
An out of breath Blithering Idiot thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.