PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dsdsds sdsdsd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhammad Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

sdsdsd
vs
Ali

200 cm
22
250 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

196 cm
20
250 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dsdsds sdsdsd!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Muhammad Ali!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
sdsdsd looking to land some kicks to the body here.
sdsdsd tries to clinch up.
Ali lands a lovely overhand right.
Ali scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ali will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ali throws a leg kick but sdsdsd moved away.
No luck for sdsdsd with that takedown attempt.
sdsdsd will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ali looks to land a combination. sdsdsd sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
sdsdsd shoots in looking for a takedown. Ali tries to sprawl out of it but sdsdsd keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ali manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for dsdsds sdsdsd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ali scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ali works over sdsdsd's head and body with a nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ali swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ali cracks sdsdsd with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ali digs a good body shot into sdsdsd's ribs.
A combination from Ali does no damage.
sdsdsd fails to land the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ali misses with a two punch combination.
Ali tries to land a leg kick but sdsdsd saw it coming and moves away.
A combination from Ali does no damage.
sdsdsd takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
dsdsds sdsdsd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
sdsdsd shoots in for a takedown but Ali shows good takedown defense.
sdsdsd is breathing heavily.
Ali rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but sdsdsd moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ali punishes sdsdsd's body with a nice straight punch.
Ali throws out a powerful jab.
No luck for sdsdsd with that takedown attempt.
Ali stalks sdsdsd and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into sdsdsd's face. sdsdsd staggers backwards, shaken.

sdsdsd is rocked!
Ali dances in with a quick combination. sdsdsd is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Ali snaps sdsdsd's head back. sdsdsd stumbles backwards against the cage. Ali steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with sdsdsd's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. sdsdsd just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Muhammad Ali!
Muhammad Ali is the new heavyweight champion!