PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mustaffa Spliff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Up Loaded (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaded has chosen BOOOOOT!!! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spliff
vs
Loaded

188 cm
28
185 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

180 cm
28
172 lbs
26 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Mustaffa Spliff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Up Loaded!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loaded swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spliff counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Loaded slips under a jab from Spliff.
Spliff scores with a leg kick.
Spliff throws a head kick that misses.
Loaded thumps Spliff with a low kick.
Loaded ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spliff moves away.
Spliff cracks Loaded with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Spliff cracks Loaded with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Loaded takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Loaded moves out of range of the leg kick from Spliff.
Loaded wants to clinch.
Loaded throws the left hand but Spliff avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Spliff looks to land a right hand but Loaded moved out of range.
Spliff checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A swing and a miss from Spliff.
Spliff takes one to the side of the head.

Loaded has Spliff up against the cage in a clinch.
Spliff lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice body punch from Loaded - that landed with a thud.
Spliff lands an uppercut.
Spliff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Loaded with a knee to the head.
Spliff is trying to break the clinch but Loaded has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaded tries a knee to the head but Spliff blocks it.
Spliff fails to pull guard.
Loaded lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Mustaffa Spliff has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loaded landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Spliff working aggressively here.
Spliff is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Loaded working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Loaded lands a left hand.
Loaded wants to stall.
Spliff is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Loaded to keep the fight standing.
Loaded working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Spliff blocks a body shot from Loaded.
Spliff working aggressively here.
Loaded misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Spliff.
Loaded throws a punch but it's blocked by Spliff.
Loaded lands with a right to the head.
Spliff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spliff working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Spliff manages to pull guard.
Spliff is trying to keep Loaded in close.
Spliff is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Spliff wants to pass the guard but Loaded is defending well.
Spliff looks to land a strike but Loaded avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

Loaded escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Spliff gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Loaded is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Loaded is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Spliff wants to pass the guard but Loaded is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff won't allow Loaded to sweep him here.

Loaded working for a triangle but Spliff defends it easily.

Loaded has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Spliff can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Loaded keeping full guard, as Spliff tries to pass.
Spliff postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Spliff with a nice head shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spliff throws a strike but Loaded rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Loaded wants to control from the top but Spliff keeps moving.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Loaded stopping the sweep attempt from Spliff.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Up Loaded will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mustaffa Spliff's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spliff loads up on a big right hand but Loaded slips the punch.
Spliff throws a solid leg kick but Loaded takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spliff.
Spliff connects with a nice looking jab.
Loaded swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spliff throws a shot from downtown. Loaded moves away and avoids it.
Loaded throws a nice inside leg kick.
Loaded connects with a right hand. Spliff shakes it off.
Spliff throws a lazy head kick
and Loaded counters with a right hand to the body.
Spliff throws a chopping leg kick but Loaded manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Loaded misses with the combination.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch but Spliff swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded misses with a body shot.
Loaded bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spliff is looking to slow Loaded down with leg kicks.
Spliff throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spliff throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Loaded throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spliff stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Spliff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loaded.
Loaded stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Spliff walks into a left hand.
A clash of legs there as Spliff blocks the low kick.
Loaded walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Loaded misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Spliff looks to land a left hand but Loaded moved out of range nicely.
Spliff misses with an uppercut
and Loaded counters with a slapping leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loaded tried to score with a low kick but Spliff checks it.
Spliff avoids the head kick by Loaded.
Up Loaded is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A leg kick checked by Spliff.
Loaded throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Loaded throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spliff is looking to chop away at Loaded's legs.
Spliff misses with a takedown attempt - Loaded sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Loaded.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded throws an overhand right that lands on Spliff's shoulder, as Spliff tries to avoid the shot.
A leg kick checked by Loaded.
Loaded throws a sloppy head kick and Spliff moves out of range easily.
Loaded shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Spliff takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Loaded moves away from the strike by Spliff.
Spliff chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Loaded can pounce on him.
Spliff tries to move into range but Loaded moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mustaffa Spliff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loaded misses with a left hand
and Spliff counters with a nice uppercut.
Loaded misses with a head kick.
Spliff avoids the body shot from Loaded.
A big left from Spliff misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaded lands an overhand right.
Loaded ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Loaded throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spliff circles away from the clinch attempt.
Loaded throws a jab when Spliff was well out of range.
A big right from Spliff misses.
Spliff closes the distance and clinches up with Loaded, looking for a takedown. Spliff pushes Loaded against the cage but Loaded circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Spliff smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spliff throws out a leg kick but Loaded moves out of range and Spliff only half commits.
Spliff thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spliff misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Up Loaded will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Mustaffa Spliff's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Spliff takes a swing at Loaded's ribcage but misses.
Spliff misses with a low kick.
Loaded misses with an attempted mid kick.
Loaded tries to clinch up.
Spliff on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Spliff misses with a looping right.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spliff swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spliff fails with a takedown attempt.
Loaded moves in looking to clinch but Spliff pushes him off.
Spliff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loaded moves away.
Loaded fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Loaded moves away from the strike by Spliff.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded stuffs the takedown attempt from Spliff. Spliff gets slowly back to his feet.
Spliff swats away the attempt to clinch by Loaded.
Loaded slips under a jab.

Loaded has closed the distance and engaged Spliff in a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Loaded.
Spliff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Loaded backwards.
Up Loaded seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Spliff tries to pull guard but Loaded holds him up against the cage and eventually Spliff drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mustaffa Spliff. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Loaded taking a breather.
Loaded lands a left hand that snaps the head of Spliff backwards.
Spliff is working Loaded over against the cage.
Spliff lands a shot to the body.
Loaded landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loaded misses with a knee to the head.
Loaded lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Loaded is trying to maintain a safe position but Spliff gets an underhook and turns Loaded into the cage.
Loaded blocking some punches.
Spliff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spliff lands with a right to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Loaded fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Loaded.
Loaded lands a left hand that snaps the head of Spliff backwards.
Loaded lands a body shot in the clinch.
Loaded stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Loaded scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Loaded on the inside.
Spliff has Loaded pushed against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Loaded.
Loaded misses with a body punch.
Loaded looking to stall.
Loaded lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spliff drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Loaded gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Loaded lands a right hand.
Mustaffa Spliff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A short left from Loaded.
Loaded avoiding damage.
Loaded lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Loaded wants to stall.
Spliff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Spliff tries to pull guard but Loaded forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Spliff working aggressively here.
Spliff throws a head punch that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Loaded creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Loaded.
Loaded displaying some good clinch control by pressing Spliff up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Loaded just stands there and leans against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spliff.
Spliff tries to throw a body punch but Loaded avoids it by throwing Spliff back against the cage.
Loaded throws a head punch that misses.
Spliff is trying to break the clinch but Loaded has him pressed against the cage.

Spliff jumps guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Spliff is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Loaded defends well.
Loaded works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Loaded moves nicely into side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Loaded stands up and beckons Spliff to his feet.
Spliff throws a shot from downtown. Loaded moves away and avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Up Loaded comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Loaded has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Up Loaded!
A very excited looking Up Loaded made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.