PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Randy Campbell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Squidward Tortellini (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tortellini has chosen The Krusty Krab Pizza by Spongebob Squarepants as his entrance music. Randy Campbell has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Campbell
vs
Tortellini

200 cm
18
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
190 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Randy Campbell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Squidward Tortellini!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Aleksandr Martynov and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Campbell catches Tortellini napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Tortellini to the canvas!

It looks like Squidward Tortellini has been cut.
Campbell will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Tortellini looking for a guillotine here but Campbell defends easily.
Campbell controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Tortellini has his foot on Campbell's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Campbell works his way back into a safe position though.
Tortellini can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Campbell controls the pace.

Tortellini looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tortellini being controlled here, momentarily.
Campbell has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

Campbell stands and steps away. Tortellini gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tortellini changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Campbell tries to avoid it but Tortellini manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Campbell to the ground. Campbell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Randy Campbell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Campbell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Campbell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Campbell thows a body shot but no joy.
Campbell thuds his right hand into Tortellini's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Campbell waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Tortellini.
Campbell throws a big shot that misses.
Campbell misses with a low kick as Tortellini jumps back.
Campbell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Campbell misses the shot to the body.
Campbell fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tortellini looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tortellini shoots in but Campbell avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Tortellini moves out of range of the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Campbell lands a nice shot that snaps Tortellini's head back.
Campbell catches Tortellini with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Campbell drops Tortellini with a nice combination! Campbell dives into Tortellini's guard, looking to finish!

Tortellini is rocked!

That has opened up Squidward Tortellini's cut even more.
Tortellini looks gassed!
Tortellini keeping full guard, as Campbell tries to pass.
Tortellini is still in real trouble! Can Campbell finish him?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Campbell slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Tortellini seems to have recovered his senses.
Tortellini wants to sweep here but Campbell controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Campbell controls from within his opponent's guard.
Campbell wants to pass the guard but Tortellini is keeping the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Campbell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Squidward Tortellini's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A jab from Campbell does it's job there.
Tortellini ducks under a wild hook from Campbell.
Campbell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Campbell will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Campbell swinging wilding here.
Campbell misses with an uppercut. Tortellini saw that one coming.
Campbell throws a series of strikes that have Tortellini backpedaling.
Tortellini shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Campbell pinned against the cage. Campbell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tortellini moves away from the strike by Campbell.
Tortellini keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Campbell throws a hook but Tortellini avoids it easily.
Tortellini ducks under a wild hook from Campbell.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Campbell throws a jab when Tortellini was well out of range.
Campbell looks to land a combination. Tortellini sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

The cut above Squidward Tortellini's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Tortellini doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Campbell scores with a jab to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Campbell drops Tortellini with a naaaaasty hook - Tortellini is in real trouble here! Campbell dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Campbell!