PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ok Ko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Balls
vs
Ko

197 cm
33
178 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

190 cm
34
180 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Huge Balls!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ok Ko!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Ko misses.
Balls is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ko.
Balls really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ko misses with an uppercut. Balls saw that one coming.
Ko takes a swing at Balls's ribcage but misses.
Ko scores with a jab. Balls acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Huge Balls seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balls takes a jab right on the kisser.
A punch combination from Balls misses.
Ko moves forwards but Balls connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A combination from Ko does no damage.
Balls throws out a powerful jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ko looks to land a right hand but Balls moved out of range.
Balls misses with a double jab.
Ko scores with the left hand. Balls knows he should have avoided that one.
Balls swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ko.

Ko moves into the clinch successfully.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Ko throws an elbow but misses.

Ko's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ko throws a series of punches but Balls avoids them all with ease.
Ko misses with a hook to the body
and Balls counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Huge Balls has been cut.
Ko scores with a sloppy right hand. Balls should have avoided that one.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Balls.
Balls lands with an uppercut that bounces Ko off the ropes and back into range.
Ko does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ko lands a nice looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ko throws a head kick that misses.
Balls misses with a series of wild punches.
Ko scores with a hook to the body. Balls takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ko, right into the meat.
Ko takes a swing at Balls's ribcage but misses.
Ko misses with a wild body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Balls checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ko ducks under a wild hook from Balls.
Ko wants to clinch but Balls slips to the side
and Balls counters with a one-two to the body.
Ko swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ko dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Balls. That did some damage!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ko lands with a straight right. Balls didn't see that one coming.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ko throws a leg kick but Balls sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Balls misses with a right hand
letting Ko counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ok Ko dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Huge Balls's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Ko lands with a good body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ko lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Balls has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Balls and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A shot to the liver by Ko. Beautiful body shot.
Ko scores with a kick to the body.

Oooooh!!! Ko has knocked Balls down with a huge combo! Ko steps away and waves a wobbly Balls back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Balls is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ko throws a right and a left that Balls avoids nicely.
Oh Balls is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ko finds Balls's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Balls flops back against the ropes, eyes gazing into the distance. Ko lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Balls will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ok Ko!
Ok Ko is the new welterweight champion!