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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tangerine Dream (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dream comes to the cage accompanied by One Night In Space . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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222 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tangerine Dream!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg misses with a leg kick
and Dream cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Dream swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Zoidberg crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dream - the referee stops the clock and Zoidberg gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dream. Zoidberg manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoidberg.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Dream swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dream finds it's way round the side to connect with Zoidberg's head.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Dream's leg but Dream calmly moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That kick from Zoidberg tenderised Dream's leg. Dream is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zoidberg takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A clash of legs there as Zoidberg blocks the low kick.
Dream moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
Dream sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg wants to slow Dream down by chopping away at his legs.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dream throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zoidberg needs to keep his hands up - Dream had a free shot at his head there.
Dream throws a big shot that misses.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dream. That did some damage!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dream.
An inside leg kick from Zoidberg misses.
Dream throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dream checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dream swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Dream down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dream.
Dream misses with a hook.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
A big left from Dream misses.
Dream looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Zoidberg 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A lazy body kick from Dream
and Zoidberg counters with a body kick.
Dream misses with a hook.
Dream lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Dream avoids it.
Dream swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dream misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dream throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dream feints a jab promting Zoidberg to slip. Dream then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Zoidberg slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Zoidberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dream.
A bone on bone clash there as Zoidberg blocks the leg kick.
Tangerine Dream seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Dream can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Dream stalling.
Dream is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
A head punch on the inside from Dream fails to land.
Dream swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dream misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dream lands an uppercut.
Dream is trying to stall.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dream.
Dream throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like Tangerine Dream has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dream throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Dream is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
A hook to the body from Dream.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Dream can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Dream's ribcage.
Dream softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dream avoids it.
Dream is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dream lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Tangerine Dream dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Dream.
Dream connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dream tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dream misses with a head kick.
Zoidberg darts in and clinches Dream up against the cage.
Dream looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dream working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dream looking to stall.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dream swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dream breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dream thows a body shot but no joy.
Dream jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zoidberg clinches.
Dream misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dream avoids it.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dream lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Dream.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Dream fails to land.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dream avoids it.
Dream takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dream is working Zoidberg over against the cage.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dream's efforts to push away.
Dream can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dream misses with some punches.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Dream.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A head punch on the inside from Dream fails to land.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dream working aggressively here.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Dream.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg has Dream pressed against the cage, preventing Dream from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dream's defenses.
Tangerine Dream's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Dream shrugs off.
Dream taking a breather.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dream avoids it.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dream avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Tangerine Dream's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Dream swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Dream scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dream tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Dream working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dream.
Dream misses with the head strike.
Dream misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dream's brow.
Dream throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dream blocks it with crossed arms.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dream tries to stall but Zoidberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dream tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Dream.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dream blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Dream.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dream in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Jeez, Tangerine Dream's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Dream tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Dream shrugs off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Dream blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Dream tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Dream back against the cage.
Dream doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Tangerine Dream will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Dream checks a leg kick.
Dream throws a hook but Zoidberg avoids it easily.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Dream.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg pushes Dream away with a front kick.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Dream moves out of range.
Dream avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Dream throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Dream is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg has managed to clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dream's brow.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dream avoids it.
Dream is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Dream throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Dream has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Dream avoids the damage to the body.
Dream blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dream working aggressively here.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Dream shrugs off.
Dream lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Dream is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tangerine Dream's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
After the fight, John Zoidberg was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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