PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humonga Crime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Dollyschield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crime comes to the cage accompanied by Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Crime
vs
Dollyschield

198 cm
18
264 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Humonga Crime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Evander Dollyschield!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dollyschield throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dollyschield connects with a body shot that sends Crime's belly button to the back.
Dollyschield tries to work over Crime's front leg with a kick but Crime checks it.
Dollyschield lands with a shot to the body.
Dollyschield throws a head kick that misses.
Dollyschield misses with a head kick.
Crime lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Evander Dollyschield has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dollyschield. Crime does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crime walks into a straight right hand from Dollyschield.
Crime waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dollyschield.

Crime clinches up with Dollyschield and pushes him back against the cage.
Dollyschield blocks an uppercut.
Dollyschield misses with some punches.
Crime throws a head punch that misses.
Crime throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Crime.
Dollyschield has a couple of punches blocked by Crime.
Dollyschield tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crime has a couple of punches blocked by Dollyschield.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crime misses with the head strike.
Crime swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Crime lands with a light punch inside.
Crime keeps control of Dollyschield as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dollyschield wants to get back to striking at distance but Crime won't allow it.
Crime lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dollyschield backwards.
Dollyschield blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crime lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crime lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dollyschield backwards.
Dollyschield wants to get back to striking at distance but Crime won't allow it.
Crime swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Crime as Dollyschield tries to tie him up.
Crime lands a left hand.
Crime has a couple of punches blocked by Dollyschield.
Crime working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Crime throws a punch but it's blocked by Dollyschield.
A nice right hand lands inside from Crime.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dollyschield tries to stall but Crime uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dollyschield blocking some punches.
Dollyschield lands a hook that snaps the head of Crime backwards.
Crime keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dollyschield's efforts to push away.
Crime working aggressively here.
Dollyschield lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Crime tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crime scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That has opened up Evander Dollyschield's cut even more.
Crime lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Crime swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Crime creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Crime keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dollyschield's efforts to push away.
Crime misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crime working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Crime fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dollyschield blocking some punches.
Dollyschield takes a shot to the head.
Crime fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crime doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dollyschield.
Crime lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

The cut above Evander Dollyschield's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A nice right hand lands inside from Crime.
Crime throws a punch but it's blocked by Dollyschield.
Come on Crime - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Crime creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Dollyschield's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Dollyschield drops to his knees and Crime pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Humonga Crime!
A relieved looking Humonga Crime thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.