PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Olzzen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derp The Troller could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Rocky Olzzen's chin.

The Troller
vs
Olzzen

198 cm
28
214 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

196 cm
25
212 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rocky Olzzen!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olzzen wants to clinch up but The Troller keeps it at a distance.
The Troller displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Olzzen.
Olzzen tries to clinch there but The Troller circles away.
The Troller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

The Troller has managed to clinch.
The Troller stalling in the clinch.
Olzzen misses with an elbow strike.
The Troller is defending well against a takedown attempt.
The Troller throws a knee to the head but misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The Troller looking to throw knees to the head but Olzzen is blocking nicely.
Olzzen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The Troller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Olzzen misses with a knee to the head.
The Troller landing knees to the head.

It looks like Rocky Olzzen has been cut.
Olzzen is pressed against the cage. The Troller pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Olzzen! Two more big strikes from The Troller and Olzzen crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Derp The Troller!
A less than humble Derp The Troller misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.