PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Handsome Cpw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cpw kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Steve McQueen. Bell has chosen Muslamic Rape gangs as his entrance music. Joe Bell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cpw
vs
Bell

170 cm
28
146 lbs
28 - 8 - 0

174 cm
27
145 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Handsome Cpw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Bell!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cpw moves out of range of the body kick from Bell.
Bell throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bell scores with a decent looking hook.
Cpw takes one to the chin there.
Jab from Cpw.
Bell connects with a leg kick. Cpw looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bell lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cpw will feel that in the morning.
Cpw scores with a jab to the body.
Cpw throws a shot from downtown. Bell moves away and avoids it.
Bell defending well as Cpw loads up on a big left hand.
Bell ducks under a wild hook from Cpw.
Bell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cpw moves out of range of the leg kick from Bell.
Nice shot lands for Bell.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cpw throws the left hand but Bell avoids the punch easily.
Cpw checks a low kick from Bell.
Bell throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Cpw counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Bell is rocked!
Joe Bell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell moves away from the strike by Cpw.
Bell scores with a shot to the body.
Bell cracks Cpw with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bell connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cpw staying out of range there.
Cpw misses the jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Cpw misses the target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bell.
Bell dodges the punch combination from Cpw.
Bell throws a leg kick but Cpw sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bell throws a leg kick but Cpw sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cpw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cpw misses with a straight right.
Cpw misses with a hook. Bell ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bell.
Cpw throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big left from Cpw misses.
Cpw bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bell connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cpw lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bell avoids the body shot from Cpw.
Bell misses with the body kick
and Cpw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bell. Cpw does a little dance to reset his feet.
A bone on bone clash there as Cpw blocks the leg kick.
Cpw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bell was well out of range. Poor timing from Cpw.
Cpw chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bell can pounce on him.
Cpw connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bell is still on wobbly legs! Can Cpw finish him?
Good work by Cpw as he checks the leg kick.
Cpw misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cpw drops Bell with a big left hand! Bell is injured, injured bad! Cpw jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Handsome Cpw!
A victorious Handsome Cpw thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.