PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clifford Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ken Nel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Smith might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mohammed's theme. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Smith
vs
Nel

197 cm
27
258 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

194 cm
19
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Fast

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clifford Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ken Nel!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A nice inside leg kick there by Smith. That's going to slow Nel down.
Nel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nel tried to score with a low kick but Smith checks it.
Smith scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Ken Nel has been cut.
Smith moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nel misses with a looping right.
Nel shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nel is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Smith Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Nel is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Clifford Smith!
Clifford Smith took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'God, Jehova or Allah or whatever people call him is a fucking homo, He takes it up the fucking arse and sucks big fat jew dik, in fact I heard Allah, Jesus and Mohammed are bisexual pedos'.