PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Paul Whoddanikabollokoff
vs
St Pierre

178 cm
18
178 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
180 lbs
3 - 2 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, George St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Pierre looks to land a combination but Whoddanikabollokoff avoids it well.
Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance and clinches up with St Pierre, looking for a takedown. Whoddanikabollokoff pushes St Pierre against the cage but St Pierre circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

St Pierre shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to control the position.
Whoddanikabollokoff can't keep his opponent in guard - St Pierre advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to control but can't.
St Pierre performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

Whoddanikabollokoff looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to control but St Pierre is keeping busy and won't allow it.
St Pierre stalling.
St Pierre seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, if St Pierre is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Whoddanikabollokoff on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to control but can't.
Still in half guard, St Pierre seems content to control.
Whoddanikabollokoff flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
St Pierre sitting and controlling from the half guard.
St Pierre has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
St Pierre content just to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre wants to control the pace but Whoddanikabollokoff is squirming around nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, St Pierre cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
St Pierre fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to reverse the position but St Pierre maintains control.
St Pierre lands a big shot there that rocks Whoddanikabollokoff but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
St Pierre controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Despite being in the dominant position, George St Pierre just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
St Pierre swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a takedown attempt

and St Pierre counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
St Pierre sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Whoddanikabollokoff's guard.
St Pierre keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
I looks like St Pierre might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
St Pierre working the head and body with strikes.
St Pierre landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre not doing much here.
St Pierre is nestled in close to Whoddanikabollokoff, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to stand back up but St Pierre is controlling him
Whoddanikabollokoff is breathing heavily.
Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to maintain the position but St Pierre is very close to passing his half guard.
St Pierre has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
St Pierre is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George St Pierre dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

St Pierre closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with St Pierre in particular looking to stall.
Whoddanikabollokoff taking some punishment here, with St Pierre in his half guard.
St Pierre not doing much here.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to kick St Pierre off but St Pierre keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
St Pierre is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Whoddanikabollokoff!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
St Pierre looking to control and managing it successfully.
St Pierre avoids the attempt from Whoddanikabollokoff to control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
St Pierre lands a big elbow.
St Pierre controlling the position easily from mount.
St Pierre looking to finish Whoddanikabollokoff with some ground and pound. This is bad for Whoddanikabollokoff!
St Pierre landing strikes from the mount.

Whoddanikabollokoff is rocked!
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to hold on but St Pierre postures up.
Oh Whoddanikabollokoff is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
St Pierre fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
St Pierre scoring with strikes but Whoddanikabollokoff is staying in there.
St Pierre controlling the pace for now.
Whoddanikabollokoff on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Whoddanikabollokoff tries to get out of the position.
Whoddanikabollokoff takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big strike lands for St Pierre! That's really hurt Whoddanikabollokoff and he's turned his back - St Pierre keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! St Pierre Jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). George St Pierre!