PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Brit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Mrs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mrs comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Brit
vs
Mrs

190 cm
27
276 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

190 cm
29
265 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Johnny Brit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Mrs!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Fedor Mirinova and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brit walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Johnny Brit has been cut.
A swing and a miss from Mrs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mrs, right into the meat.
Brit misses with a head kick.
Brit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mrs with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mrs feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Brit's calf.
Mrs avoids the head kick by Brit.
Mrs does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mrs looks to land a combination but Brit avoids it well.
Mrs throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mrs scores with the left hand. Brit knows he should have avoided that one.
Brit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Brit is breathing heavily.
Mrs lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Brit - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Mrs!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mr Mrs!
Mr Mrs very nearly forgot to thank GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.