PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Micheal Raffinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Raffinski
vs
Lolololololol

192 cm
25
240 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

193 cm
26
275 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Micheal Raffinski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Eddie Farnsworth and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Lolololololol with that takedown attempt.
Raffinski looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
A big left from Raffinski misses.
Raffinski misses the shot to the body.
Lolololololol tries for a takedown but Raffinski sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Raffinski just misses with a punch to the body.
Lolololololol has a takedown stuffed.
Micheal Raffinski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omgnnonononon Lolololololol.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lolololololol keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Raffinski.
Lolololololol shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Raffinski as he avoids it easily.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Lolololololol shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Raffinski sprawls well. Raffinski wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lolololololol gets slowly back to his feet.
Raffinski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lolololololol moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Raffinski slaps away a takedown attempt from Lolololololol, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Lolololololol has a takedown stuffed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lolololololol.
Lolololololol shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Raffinski as he jumps to the side.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lolololololol is defended easily by Raffinski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Raffinski throws a looping overhand right but Lolololololol ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Raffinski throws a lazy right hand but Lolololololol sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Micheal Raffinski dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Raffinski throws a hook to the side of Lolololololol's head but Lolololololol sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lolololololol shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Raffinski pinned against the cage. Raffinski gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lolololololol shoots in but Raffinski avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Raffinski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lolololololol.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raffinski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lolololololol fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Raffinski avoids it really well and circles away.
Micheal Raffinski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omgnnonononon Lolololololol.
Lolololololol shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Raffinski but Raffinski pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Raffinski misses with a looping right.
Lolololololol will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Raffinski thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lolololololol.
Raffinski connects with a jab.
Micheal Raffinski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Raffinski throws the left hand but Lolololololol avoids the punch easily.
Lolololololol tries for a takedown but Raffinski sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lolololololol.
Lolololololol moves out of range as Raffinski strikes.
Lolololololol shoots in looking for a takedown but Raffinski manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lolololololol's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Micheal Raffinski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Raffinski throws out a loose jab but Lolololololol uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Micheal Raffinski dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Lolololololol dives in and scores a takedown into Raffinski's guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Lolololololol pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Raffinski is keeping the position for now.
Lolololololol missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lolololololol works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Raffinski knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lolololololol on the ground.
Lolololololol is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Lolololololol controlling the action here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Raffinski is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Lolololololol scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raffinski keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lolololololol is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

It looks like Micheal Raffinski has been cut.
Lolololololol seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Let's hope that Lolololololol has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Lolololololol moves into full mount! Raffinski won't be happy about that!
Lolololololol lands a big elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lolololololol with the ground and pound from mount.

Micheal Raffinski's cut is getting worse.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Lolololololol cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Raffinski is rocked!

Jeez, Micheal Raffinski's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Micheal Raffinski's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!