PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jet Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Sparger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sparger has chosen Pledge Allegiance to the Swag by T.I. feat. Rick Ross as his entrance music. Black has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Jet Black is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Black
vs
Sparger

185 cm
26
240 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

210 cm
28
260 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jet Black!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rob Sparger!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jonathan Paton and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparger lands a jab.
Sparger lands a lovely overhand right.
Black is breathing heavily.
Black throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Black keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sparger bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Black's head backwards.
Sparger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A lazy left from Sparger finds it's target.
Sparger paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jet Black seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sparger lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Sparger connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Sparger digs a good hook to Black's body.
Sparger fails to land with a series of punches.
Sparger lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Black backs up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparger scores with a shot to the body.
Sparger misses with a looping right.
Jab by Sparger.
Sparger fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Black looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice uppercut lands for Sparger. That snapped Black's head back.
Black ducks under a wild hook from Sparger.
A slow jab from Sparger misses its intended target.
Sparger lands a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Black closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Sparger cracks Black with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Sparger has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Black to stand back up!

Black is rocked!
Sparger is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Black had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sparger loads up on a big right hand but Black slips the punch.
Oh Black is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sparger looks to land a left hand but Black moved out of range nicely.
Black walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Sparger! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rob Sparger!
Post fight, Rob Sparger took to the microphone: '.........................Next..........................'.