PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Mrs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Slater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mrs comes into the arena with I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO blaring out of the sound system. Slater has chosen Saliva - Ladies and Gentlemen as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mrs
vs
Slater

190 cm
28
265 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

194 cm
28
255 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Vulcan Nutrition Q160 - Half Price September Sale
GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Mrs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Slater!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slater checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Slater checks a leg kick.
Slater scores with a hook to the body. Mrs takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slater keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slater scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slater takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Jack Slater has been cut.
Slater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mrs manages to avoid it.
Mrs slips a straight right by Slater.
Mrs throws a shot from downtown. Slater moves away and avoids it.
Mrs checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mrs lands a lovely overhand right.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big left from Slater misses.
Slater misses with a hook.
Mrs takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slater throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mrs counters with a leg kick.
Mrs throws a series of punches but Slater moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Mrs.
Mrs throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mrs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slater lands with a nice combination. Mrs backs away looking to recover.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mrs lands a jab to the head.
Mrs connects with an inside leg kick.
Slater looks gassed!
Mrs misses with a body kick.
Slater throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jab by Mrs.
Slater with a jab.
Slater avoids the head kick by Mrs.
Slater scores with a jab to the head.
Mrs scores with the left hand. Slater knows he should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slater looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slater avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mrs pushes Slater away with a front kick.
Mrs connects with an inside leg kick.
Mrs dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slater. That did some damage!
Mrs tries a head kick but it misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Mrs.

That has opened up Jack Slater's cut even more.
Slater misses with a hook to the body
and Mrs counters with a straight right hand.
Mrs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mrs tests Slater's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Slater is rocked!
Mrs connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Slater to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Mrs!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mr Mrs!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Mr Mrs made sure he mentioned GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS, along with how happy he was to win his fight.