PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conrado Guerra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kramer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kramer
vs
Guerra

225 cm
27
210 lbs
15 - 7 - 1

193 cm
28
214 lbs
14 - 15 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Conrado Guerra!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kramer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Guerra swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Kramer moves into range and clinches up with Guerra.

Kramer turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Kramer manages to end up in side control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Kramer wants to control but Guerra is keeping him busy.
Guerra is looking to regain half guard here but Kramer keeps moving and retains side control.
Guerra is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Kramer is controlling him well.
Kramer tries to move into full mount but can't pass Guerra's legs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Guerra is looking to reverse the position.
Kramer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kramer in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Kramer throwing strikes but Guerra manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
You can see the frustration on Kramer's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kramer is not content to let Guerra control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Guerra wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Guerra tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Guerra throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Guerra trying to control the action but Kramer is working from the bottom.
Kramer tries to improve position but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Guerra is trying to get an arm triangle but Kramer is defending well.
Kramer tries to buck Guerra off but Guerra is having none of it.

Guerra wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Kramer, who protects the arm well.
Kramer is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Guerra off and has taken his back!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guerra has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Kramer misses with punches from the back.
Kramer tries to keep control of the position but Guerra is staying busy.

Kramer working for the choke.
Kramer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Guerra is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Kramer is trying to control but Guerra is trying to escape here - he's now mounted.
Guerra is looking to get to half guard.
Kramer misses with a head shot.
Kramer trying to control but Guerra is having none of it.
Kramer in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kramer in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guerra working to try and regain half guard.
Kramer unloading with bombs!
Guerra slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Kramer trying to control the action but Guerra is working from the bottom.

Guerra is defending against the submission attempts here by Kramer.
Kramer throwing shots but Guerra is blocking nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guerra tries to kick Kramer off but Kramer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kramer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Guerra takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kramer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Guerra tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kramer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kramer tries to clinch but Guerra is having none of it.
Guerra closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kramer circles away.

Kramer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kramer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guerra is defending well for now.
Kramer gets underhooks to prevent Guerra's takedown attempt.
Kramer looking to throw knees to the head but Guerra is blocking nicely.
With the fighters up against the cage, Guerra throws an elbow but misses.
Guerra lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Kosmo Kramer has been cut.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Conrado Guerra has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Guerra breaks from the clinch.
Kramer wants to clinch.
Kramer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer throws a series of punches but Guerra moves out of range.

Kramer rushes Guerra and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kramer keeps control of Guerra as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kramer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Guerra blocks the elbow strike.
Kramer has Guerra pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Guerra manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Guerra is trying to pull guard but Kramer turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Kosmo Kramer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Conrado Guerra.
Kramer stops a takedown attempt from Guerra.

Guerra manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Kramer seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Kosmo Kramer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Guerra looking for a guillotine here but Kramer defends easily.

Guerra is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guerra preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kramer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Guerra looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kramer wants to control from the top but Guerra keeps moving.
Guerra preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kramer works over Guerra with some ground and pound from guard.
Guerra working a defensive guard here.
Kramer wants to control from the top but Guerra keeps moving.
Kramer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kramer throws a strike but Guerra rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Kramer keeping moving, preventing Guerra from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kramer has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Guerra has passed into side control.
Guerra fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Kramer is looking for a sweep.

Guerra goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Kramer has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Guerra but great work by Kramer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kramer in side control, throwing shots but Guerra defends.
Kramer is looking to take a break and control but Guerra is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kramer working the ground and pound but Guerra is defending the strikes.
Kramer wants to control for a moment but Guerra uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Guerra looks like he's trying to stand up.
Kramer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Guerra looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kramer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kramer is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kramer swinging wildly here.

Guerra tries to keep at a distance but Kramer has taken the fight into the clinch.
Guerra managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
Kramer lands a knee to the head.

Guerra tightens his grip and picks Kramer up, before dumping him to the ground. Kramer manages to land in guard.
Kramer trying to keep a closed guard but Guerra is proving a slippery customer.
Kramer keeping full guard, as Guerra tries to pass.
Guerra pushing down on Kramer's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Guerra seems to be working for a kimura but Kramer defends the submission attempt.
Guerra wants to control but Kramer is keeping him busy.
Guerra looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Guerra is pressing down on Kramer's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kramer is holding on for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guerra sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kramer defending well though.

Guerra looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Kramer holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guerra is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Guerra missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Guerra prevents Kramer from improving his position.
Guerra wants to take a breather but Kramer is having none of it.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Kramer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Conrado Guerra has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Guerra stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Guerra wants it to stay on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guerra changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kramer tries to avoid it but Guerra manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kramer to the ground. Kramer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kramer.
Guerra takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kramer tests Guerra's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kramer tries to clinch up.
Conrado Guerra has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Guerra gets tackled into the cage by Kramer. Kramer maintains the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guerra's defenses.
Kramer tries to land knees in the clinch but Guerra avoids the damage to the body.
Guerra takes an elbow to the temple.
Guerra takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kramer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guerra takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.
Kramer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guerra.
Kramer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guerra has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kosmo Kramer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kramer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kosmo Kramer!
Post fight, an emotional Kosmo Kramer said 'I want to thank Jerry for letting me eat his food and Neuman for the extra help traing my cardio.Lets all go to my placeand party on. whites only tho...well, latinos ok I guess'.