PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fedor The Last Hemporor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Master Splinter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Last Hemporor comes to the ring accompanied by Bongtokin Alcoholics by the KottonmouthKings. Splinter has chosen Ninja Tutles theme song by THROWDOWN as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

The Last Hemporor
vs
Splinter

190 cm
26
278 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

200 cm
27
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fedor The Last Hemporor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Master Splinter!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Last Hemporor has closed the distance and engaged Splinter in a clinch.
The Last Hemporor lands with a right to the head.
The Last Hemporor lands a right hand that snaps the head of Splinter backwards.
Splinter has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Splinter wants to get back to striking at distance but The Last Hemporor won't allow it.
A right handed body shot lands from The Last Hemporor.
The Last Hemporor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Splinters head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Splinter swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Last Hemporor lands a nice shot to the body.
Splinter looks gassed!
The Last Hemporor throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The Last Hemporor gets through Splinter's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from The Last Hemporor.
The Last Hemporor gets through Splinter's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The Last Hemporor lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The Last Hemporor lands a body punch.
The Last Hemporor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Last Hemporor lands with a left to the head.

The Last Hemporor drops Splinter onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Splinter is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!
A body shot lands from The Last Hemporor.

The Last Hemporor drops Splinter onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Splinter is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!

Splinter is rocked!
The Last Hemporor creates a bit of distance and cracks Splinter with a massive left hook! Splinter crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! The Last Hemporor stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fedor The Last Hemporor!
Fedor The Last Hemporor seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.